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From Fat To Fit
So there’s been a bunch of backlash for the Wii Fit title, as the game will tell little girls they are fat, which causes them to turn anorexic overnight. Understandable, in todays age girls are spoon fed the way they should look to be successful and land a man but the reality is that most […]
Sand In Crevices FTW
Good god, is it bikini season already??
Bongo Bashin’
I know in general Wii games are pretty queer but this one takes the cake!
Hostilian Citizenship, Apply Now!
So with Age of Conan’s release we weren’t really sure how hardcore we’d be in this game. While we still don’t expect to be a hardcore raid guild that spends every waking moment in-game we’ve definitely enjoyed the PvP aspect and the game does get better as you progress. The fighting system is challenging and […]
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
As I am sure you’re sick of hearing, the Ht Ultimate is underway with the MLB season beginning. While the pack of sports nerds can now figure out who’s the best of the best the rest of the IRC denizens must be glad we’ve move most of it over to #HostileSports. As much of a […]
Mr. Fantastic
You have to check out Robert Muraine.
The Baconator
Mmmm…bacon.
Rockstar Rip-offs
I get a lot of questions regarding my past employment by Rockstar Games, especially with GTA 4 blowing all sales records for video games. No, I never worked on Grand Theft Autos and no I can’t get you games for free. Even though they are thought of as the bad boys of video games the […]
Scare Tactic
Here is proof that gay guys may not like pussy but they sure are pussies.
New Hostilians to Hunt With
So we’ve decided to add a few Hostile’s to the fold. With Age of Conan roaring and plenty of other multiplayer games to jump in we’ve decided that adding a few guys will help us round out the numbers needed. All 3 have been a part of the Ht community for years now so none […]
Hyborian Glasses On Sale
The first Age of Conan User Interface has surfaced. It cleans up some stuff and makes viewing better overall, pretty standard for a first iteration. But hey, anything will help you killing gators right?
Forum Follies
For you lazies, let’s take a look at the more popular threads on the forums. Can you believe the conspiracy thread for dummies thread has reached 25 pages?! Planetsides last hoorah has plenty comin’ back. The Hottest Chick Alive has plenty of nipples present. The obligatory Post Your Pic has a lot of reads aka […]
The No Competition Clause Kicks In
The new Madden ’09 trailer definitely shows a polished and gorgeous game. But that’s not Maddens problem every year. It’s either too easy or too hard, the sim logic is horrible if you attempt to play Franchise and the Be A Pro still needs some work to be a viable every day mode. I myself […]
Only the Strong Survive
One of the most underrated games of all time has let some info out about the sequel and we’ve got a release date. It looks like September of this year we’ll get our hands on Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise. If you’ve never played the original you’re missing out on some seriously incestuous fun!
Tyrannical Rule Is Imminent
So, Age of Conan has basically gone live. They had a pre-order early entry thing and a ton of people have jumped in and already leveled up past the 30’s. So the rest of us chumps who wait for the beginning of this week have some catching up to do. All reports are the PvP […]
