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Nowadays, your avatar is as important as your signature. People make snap judgements based on not only your physical appearance but your camera prowess as well. No selfies in the bathroom, idiots! One of the ways people hide behind their profiles (as we call it, Rina’ing) is using caricatures and is a nice loophole for […]

Manga Flavored Fava Beans

A rare look into UltraCarls anime lair.

Front Yard Fortress

If you’re wondering what I want for my birthday…

Ht Open’s 9th Season

Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that the invites have gone out for the 9th season of the Ht Open, our yearly free Fantasy Football league. It’s just for bragging rights and there’s not much to go around as I have been dominating it the last 6 years. Although the dynasty may be […]

How To Kingpin Hard

Here’s a brand new documentary that tackles the terrible war on drugs by teaching you how to properly deal at each level of drug trafficking. That desk job is about to feel extra terrible on Monday after watching this. Grab the torrent.  

Planetside 2 Changes

Just a heads up that the Ht Planetside 2 outfit is no longer active. With MLG approaching and numbers dwindling the outfit officers decided that a merger was required. If you’re an existing player you can head over here to get rolling with the new outfit.

Pray for Boston

It has been a hard week for the city of Boston. After numerous lockdowns of the city during this terrorist attack the city finally has returned to normal. While we would never condone terrorist attacks we do have a few conspiracy nuts in our midst, most notably Lox. So it comes as no surprise this […]


When you see it, you will shit bricks and may wrap your sports car around a tree. (inside joke for the QWTF crew)


This one goes out to¬†[Ht]KaRtToOn, who is expecting his 1st child. Let’s just hope the little Hostile doesn’t ever have to endure this nightmare.

Live From the Front Line

Ht has been featured in the latest PS2 war correspondence video! Very impressive production value. Don’t forget about our Youtube channel either, grunts.

Riot Sim

Would you guys play this game? Yeah, I thought so. It will be a reality very soon. Stay tuned.

Planetary Domination

Planetside2 has turned out to be a pleasant surprise for PC gaming, proving a lot of promised innovation and improvement over the original. Our outfit has continued to be an elite level NC outfit and again dominates the charts for the oft nerfed faction. Many will know that our Planetside crew, which has been around […]

The Fuck You Footlong

If you’re at all like me you hate everything and everyone all the time. And sometimes you feel the need to step up your hatred with some solid anarchy. But what to do? Well, it really matters what you’re capable of. But lets start you out light with all you will require is $5 and […]

Figurehead Fightin’

Sex Studies

So, in turns out, there’s some really gay pockets of the world out there. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…