March, 2009

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Social Suicide 2

Another social networking satire has hit the scene…

DJ Hero vs. Scratch

As I had mentioned earlier Rock Band is making money hand over fist. A new dawn of peripheral gaming is upon us so expect to see plenty of facsimiles begin to pop up. The one I am very curious to see is the upcoming DJ Hero title. Since it comes from a strong lineage I […]

Hunting Season

Cutest Internet Villain Alive

Oh Pedobear, you really do have issues.

Evolution Revolution

Technological advancement is the only thing that can save us. Not Obama, not our ‘best efforts’ and certainly not the impending Russia and China powerplay on North America. In the end the only way we can revert the terrible habits of global consumption and religious genocide is by advancing our race to new levels of […]

Funbag Fruit

Tacklin’ the Turdoucken

We’re getting around that time when the yearly decision to bother with Madden needs to be made. If that screenshot above is any indication then I think it will be an easy decision. But what’s new in this years that makes it worth it? Well, no real news has come from the Tiburon camp about […]

Poppin’ More Than Your Collar

A word of warning, this video is kind of gross. I know that won’t stop some of you…but it should.

Grinding Goals

I’m sure most of you have never heard of Football Superstars. Made in the UK it’s an attempt at a Sports MMO. I’ve been following it for awhile now and from all accounts it’s full of fail. But the thing is you have to judge for yourself, I can’t make the important decisions in your […]

My Little Nerdy

Some people collect weird things. Hey, that’s their business I’m not here to judge. If you want to buy every My Little Pony you can find of them and trick them out be my guest. I myself have an unhealthy fascination with Beholders but you don’t see me traversing the world buying up every one […]

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Remember all those flash soundboards we’d see with quotes from famous movies you could spam? Well, those were pretty funny but this one is just full of win.

Gamer Gruel

It’s that time of the week where I dump all the gaming news on you like a session of bukkake bingo. Video games always get blamed for causing violent behavior, what games serial killers would have played? Microsoft has motion hardware coming that supposedly blows the Wii out of the water. If you’re playing Darkfall […]

Volatile Vocals

Is anyone else sick to death of T-Pain, Flo Rida and Kanye and all of their fucking auto-tuning bullshit? You know this method was used to help repair bad vocals right? Now it’s a godamn feature!?! Sick to death of it and sick to death of shitty rappers thinking they can actually sing. Get a […]

Modern Warfare 2

It may only be a teaser trailer but the fact that CoD: Modern Warfare 2 is coming out in November is as good of news as there is. Especially since in the teaser you hear civilians getting stomped on, so I am guessing terrorism is going to be the name of the game and spray […]

A True Classic

Hey, guess what I did last night?