Inside David Beckham’s brain…

…focus on the game David, focus. Mmmm this chick looks like a hot Courtney Cox, I wonder if she’d like to be ‘friends’ with the Beckster. Oh yes, that is the nicest ass you’ve had this close to your mouth in ages. That thing actually has some meat on it…not like Victoria’s…speaking of Vic…oh shit I think she saw me eye raping that cheerleader. Shit shit shit. Did she see me?? Hmm, I’ll try to casually touch her….ooh shit they are showing it on the Jumbotron, wtf?!? I’m screwed. She’s gonna shave me from head to toe in my sleep again for this one I know it. Fuck.

Hey I’m the last person to drum up any interest into whatever nefarious plans the NWO or Bin Laden or whoever the fuck is out there to screw with us but if they want to hurt us they should be looking into this. Without our internets we are nothing!

Now this is just plain funny.

Ok, today we’re going to climb a freaking mountain.

Backpack. Check.

Water and energy bars. Check.

Golf club and balls to launch off the peak. Check.

Sweet, we’re set. What could possibly go wrong?

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Gentlemen, do not let the woman organize!

We have to nip this in the bud.

Just wanted to share with everyone a sweet service I stumbled upon recently. It does what several other sties, including Yahoo! LanchCast have tried to do over the years, but does it well and most importantly does it free. Basically you tell it a band, song, or genre of music you like, and it goes out and finds other shit you might like and plays it for you. Unlike the other sites that group all the music into a few genres or even worse just track trends of other people who like the same music as you, Pandora uses what it calls the Music Genome Project. The Music Genome Project is basically a bunch of artists who have spent the last few years analyzing songs and putting them into categories. They call these categories “genes” and they have a lot of them. Its almost like eHarmony.com for your I wish I had more music needs instead of your I’m so alone needs.

So one of my favorite songs just came on, its from the band I started this custom radio station with, I give it a thumbs up, and here is a basic description of what it has identified I like in this track.

Yeah thats a lot of stuff and I really don’t know what it all means, but what I do know is Pandora is about to throw me a bunch of songs I’ve never heard of before mixed in with a bunch of stuff I already like. I thumbs up and thumbs down and hey, in just one day I have 3 or 4 bands bookmarked to “buy” on Itunes. Okay I’m just going to soulseek or torrent them when I get home but hey if you are into paying for music then you can use the Itunes and Amazon.com integration.

Oh speaking of integration, its got an Iphone and Ipod touch application that is free. So you can get your stream and favorite on without a computer. You can also find other peoples stations or share your station with your friends. It uses the same federal license as all the other sites that try to offer this service, so you can’t choose any song you want to hear, and you are limited to how many songs you skip through per hour, but its free so I really have no complaints.

Here is a little blurb from the founder explaining the basic service and some FAQs if you are interested.

Head on over to Pandora.com to start finding some new shit you might dig, and if we get enough people using it we could share playlists in the forums and what not.

Update: Apparently, Pandora is US only due to copyright royalty board rulings and may be on the verge of collapse due to rising web radio costs. Sad, but I’m on board ’till it goes under, Titanic style.

If you head over to Fileplanet you’ll see that the Warhammer open beta is now downloadable for FP subscribers. Before you rush out and get your pre-order so you can play though don’t forget, Warhammer has gone gold and will be in stores in a little over 2 weeks. Does that warrant having to pay for a beta? I don’t think so. Sure, you want to try out a few classes and the game, make sure your CPU specs are alright and that your minuscule attention span can handle another MMO. Or, you could check out this short clip Cijid recorded with the character creation and the initial spawning to see what is in store for you.

Wow, if I ever go out this is how I want my funeral to be.

This doesn’t come as a huge surprise but recently a major bug had been found in the new Tiger Woods console title. It seems you’re able to walk on water with Tiger Woods when he lands it in the drink. Well normally, EA would just ignore all the reports of a major bug but this time they did something even I’ll admit was pretty special. Check out the video of the bug and the rebuttal after the break. Read more »

In my ongoing investigation into how Darwinism works, I stumbled across a clip of someone almost falling prey to their own stupidity.

Oh well, maybe next time their fate will be realized in a most violent and bloody way. Read more »

Ok gamers, it’s time to make a decision. You’re either still stuck in the world of Wow eagerly awaiting the Lich King expansion or you’re stuck in the world of Conan eagerly awaiting any type of content whatsoever. Now, with Warhammer not even a month away you need to make that decision, do I poopsock in there or do I stick with what I’ve got now? Well, I can’t make that decision for you. In my opinion you should be playing the only MMO that matters, real life. But hey, you’re not a level 70 necromancer in real life so I understand if you ignore my advice. So, here’s a ton of video footage for Warhammer. Some RvR and their very impressive new trailer. Read more »

In the past year in the sports world we’ve seen some weird deaths occur.

Pro athletes dying from overheating, a hockey player in a gruesome motorcycle accident, a football star shot in his house during a botched robbery. All these things come as a huge shock when it happens especially when it relates to your home team. But man, be thankful you don’t live over in Europe. Check out this list of soccer players who died while playing. Some of the ways they died are absolutely insane!

Today I am highlighting Omovies.com. I know nothing about them other than they are fucking crazy and have too much time on their hands. Oh, and their site is ugly as hell. But fear not, you can see some of their current work after the jump if you are interested in seeing an interview with the coiler from 2 Girls 1 Cup, Jamie Lynn Spears reproduction rap, harry potter in the hood and other assorted weirdness. Read more »

R.I.P. MU-Redrum