Have you ever walked into a public urinal and are confused as what the etiquette is if any of the stalls are in use. Well, the one rule you should know is never use the open stall between 2 already occupied stalls. If you didn’t know about this, you’re most likely already gay. I’d expect this to all be common knowledge but unfortunately most of you are Americans who don’t have a capacity to learn thanks to your wonderful education system. So maybe here’s a few things you should know so you won’t be the giant social parasite you already are.

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 <MrBuzzcut> bacon is like.. gods joke on muslims

Hey remember that game Darkfall?

You remember the one, it was just about to come out and they released this sick trailer showing pretty much the funnest MMO ever. But, a year later nothing had been heard, our guild beta application going no where. But they have released this new gameplay footage and have opened up beta applications so maybe it is actually going to come out!

We’re one week away from Widow Sunday. Yup, football season is here! So, the last Sunday before the season starts we always do our annual draft. With the Ultimate also covering Football we had 2 drafts today. Footballs usually the most universally run of the fantasy sports so we did things a li’l different this year. Our IRC pool had 18 people in it and by the end we were picking guys off practice squads. It was pretty deep. The Ultimate’s the one to watch though, as we’ll crown the top sports nerd and I’ll even predict whoever wins it will be one of the people who finishes top 3 in Football.

Here’s the draft results. Ht Ultimate & #Hostile

The full length trailer for the upcoming Max Payne movie is now out.

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<odieny> i heard masturbating will make me gay
<odieny> confirm/deny?
<[Ht]alright> here’s to hoping
<alc> yes oderus
<alc> here is a highly intellectual article on it actually
<alc> many very good, and scientifically verified, points

So I have to admit, I’ve been sucked back into TeamFortress 2. With Age of Conan’s quick demise there needed some way to satisfy the blood lust until the Warhammer beta  opens up again. The reason TF2 has had a revival is constant content additions. Every month or so one class gets some real love, with new achievements which then can lead to unlockable abilities and weapons. But I’ll admit, it’s still a love/hate relationship because the game is so noobified anyone can pick it up and be annoying.

Having been a TF die hard for over 10 years now I find historical stuff from their dev team like how the Spammoman evolved quite interesting. So I think I will continue to play this casually, check new maps, find some servers with Canalzon running and continue to hope they roll out some achievements for some of the actual fun classes. Until then, you can find me on the Fortress soccer field.

Damn, why do big boobs immediately equal being bad at video games?!

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Inside David Beckham’s brain…

…focus on the game David, focus. Mmmm this chick looks like a hot Courtney Cox, I wonder if she’d like to be ‘friends’ with the Beckster. Oh yes, that is the nicest ass you’ve had this close to your mouth in ages. That thing actually has some meat on it…not like Victoria’s…speaking of Vic…oh shit I think she saw me eye raping that cheerleader. Shit shit shit. Did she see me?? Hmm, I’ll try to casually touch her….ooh shit they are showing it on the Jumbotron, wtf?!? I’m screwed. She’s gonna shave me from head to toe in my sleep again for this one I know it. Fuck.

Hey I’m the last person to drum up any interest into whatever nefarious plans the NWO or Bin Laden or whoever the fuck is out there to screw with us but if they want to hurt us they should be looking into this. Without our internets we are nothing!

Now this is just plain funny.

Ok, today we’re going to climb a freaking mountain.

Backpack. Check.

Water and energy bars. Check.

Golf club and balls to launch off the peak. Check.

Sweet, we’re set. What could possibly go wrong?

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Gentlemen, do not let the woman organize!

We have to nip this in the bud.

Just wanted to share with everyone a sweet service I stumbled upon recently. It does what several other sties, including Yahoo! LanchCast have tried to do over the years, but does it well and most importantly does it free. Basically you tell it a band, song, or genre of music you like, and it goes out and finds other shit you might like and plays it for you. Unlike the other sites that group all the music into a few genres or even worse just track trends of other people who like the same music as you, Pandora uses what it calls the Music Genome Project. The Music Genome Project is basically a bunch of artists who have spent the last few years analyzing songs and putting them into categories. They call these categories “genes” and they have a lot of them. Its almost like eHarmony.com for your I wish I had more music needs instead of your I’m so alone needs.

So one of my favorite songs just came on, its from the band I started this custom radio station with, I give it a thumbs up, and here is a basic description of what it has identified I like in this track.

Yeah thats a lot of stuff and I really don’t know what it all means, but what I do know is Pandora is about to throw me a bunch of songs I’ve never heard of before mixed in with a bunch of stuff I already like. I thumbs up and thumbs down and hey, in just one day I have 3 or 4 bands bookmarked to “buy” on Itunes. Okay I’m just going to soulseek or torrent them when I get home but hey if you are into paying for music then you can use the Itunes and Amazon.com integration.

Oh speaking of integration, its got an Iphone and Ipod touch application that is free. So you can get your stream and favorite on without a computer. You can also find other peoples stations or share your station with your friends. It uses the same federal license as all the other sites that try to offer this service, so you can’t choose any song you want to hear, and you are limited to how many songs you skip through per hour, but its free so I really have no complaints.

Here is a little blurb from the founder explaining the basic service and some FAQs if you are interested.

Head on over to Pandora.com to start finding some new shit you might dig, and if we get enough people using it we could share playlists in the forums and what not.

Update: Apparently, Pandora is US only due to copyright royalty board rulings and may be on the verge of collapse due to rising web radio costs. Sad, but I’m on board ’till it goes under, Titanic style.