Bang it like Beckham

Inside David Beckham’s brain

…focus on the game David, focus. Mmmm this chick looks like a hot Courtney Cox, I wonder if she’d like to be ‘friends’ with the Beckster. Oh yes, that is the nicest ass you’ve had this close to your mouth in ages. That thing actually has some meat on it…not like Victoria’s…speaking of Vic…oh shit I think she saw me eye raping that cheerleader. Shit shit shit. Did she see me?? Hmm, I’ll try to casually touch her….ooh shit they are showing it on the Jumbotron, wtf?!? I’m screwed. She’s gonna shave me from head to toe in my sleep again for this one I know it. Fuck.

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