An interesting feature coming to Hyboria is the prison system. Ok, it’s not really that interesting or meaningful because I’d assume it’s just for the Roleplaying PvP servers (better be more like). But it should be funny to see someone get imprisoned and watching them have to do menial tasks to get out. Check out the details.

It’s been evident through friends lists the 360 hasn’t been all that popular lately. With great games this past year like GTA IV, Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and Rock Band it’s surprising how little people been gaming on console lately but maybe King Conan has had a part in that. And what happens when Age of Conan hits consoles with the supposed ability to play versus PC users? And what about all the crazy XBL Arcade games on the horizon? Well, here’s a few tidbits of 360ness to keep you entertained on a boring Monday.

• Gears 2: Replicas out now and a rumored Nov. 16th release for the game.
• Bourne Conspiracy and LEGO Indiana Jones are the newest releases.
• The Street Fighter 4 trailer is epic.
• Ninja Gaiden II demo out this week.
• XBLA new games include Warlords and Buku Sudoku.
• Aces of the Galaxy next week, looks good.
• Quake Wars: Enemy Territory is out for 360, no one cares.
• Want to be in Fable 2? Seriously.
• Do you play GTA Multiplayer? Then check out the Social Club.
• Register for Ubisoft’s End Wars Beta, a Tom Clancy RTS.
• XBox is now going to be on the Seattle Sounders uniforms.
• New screens and a video clip of Yoda in action in Soul Calibre IV.
• Beyond Good & Evil looks siiiiiiiick.

We’ve had a ton of interest in our community members joining our Age of Conan PvP guild as of late and our numbers have crossed the 40 mark. With our goal to have 48 capable 80’s for siege end game eventually we’re still allowing community members to join up for the Hostile cause. The game itself has been a blast for many and with all the PvP you can handle it’s only a matter of time before the game is complete with end game content. In the meantime, jump in and start leveling before you fall behind the curve and are hunted by people higher level than you. If you’re interested in joining, check this thread.

Our resident wallaby Wimpy is leaving for a long vacation out into the big scary world. I know we’ll miss his whimsical insults in IRC so I feel it’s my duty to help the guy build his repertoire before departure. So for him, and any others who wish to learn how to diss motherfuckers globally, go and study this.

It’s always nice to see internet legends hit the big time and it’s happening more and more. Many years ago we discovered Kimbo Slice, who at the time was a bodyguard for a porn studio and took part in street fights in the hood. Some of these fights were pretty brutal and whenever a new one popped up we’d all watch in awe as he raped his opponent. So now he’s hit MMA and has been doing alright versus some scrubs. The scrubs will continue but he does continue to win. Here’s the fight.

So you’ve been running around Hyboria and getting raped by unseen assailants.

This is probably why. Read more »

I am feeling rather violent today.

The first idiot who gives me a dirty look is going to get smoked.

What do you do when you have these violent urges?

Well I know what I am going to do… Read more »

Ok dudes, I know you all sit around doing nothing all day and night and it’s time you cashed in on this. There’s a new feature for mobile phones where you can text to 242242 (ChaCha) and ask any question and you’ll get an answer. This is totally free to do btw. But, here’s the kicker. You can be the guy who answers all the questions! If you apply here you can get paid 20 cents per answer you do from the comfort of your home, whenever you want. If you’re sitting around leveling in AoC or jerking it to Oprah it’s the perfect way to get some extra drug money.

Now think even bigger picture. You’re out at the club, rockin’ your wolf shirt and mackin’ the honeys. “So, what do you do?” she asks. You can reply “I am basically God and answer questions for anyone in the world” and you wouldn’t be lying!! She will strip naked and ask for you to inseminate her on the spot, guaranteed. Do you or don’t you? Only you can answer that one because you’re the only one getting paid to do so.

It’s amazing that countries around the world are so much more liberated than the United States. Take movies for an example, a big budget flick will have a few trailers made and all are made to entice the viewers into going to see it. But once you get over to Europe or Russia, they alter the trailers to entice their core demographics and to do so they throw out the censorship and lack of gore and really show you something you want to see. Here’s an example, the upcoming blockbuster Wanted about a slacker who becomes a hitman looks very Hollyweirded out and has tons of stars but watch this Russian trailer and it shows that it’s the action and gore that’s going to make this one a doozy.

So whenever you play GTA 4 you have to sit through the loading slides at the start.

There’s really only one slide I enjoy and now it’s ruined for me after seeing this.

So there’s been a bunch of backlash for the Wii Fit title, as the game will tell little girls they are fat, which causes them to turn anorexic overnight. Understandable, in todays age girls are spoon fed the way they should look to be successful and land a man but the reality is that most won’t ever fit into that mold. So along comes Wii Fit, which is a good idea with the rate of fatties per console, but should never tell someone if they are fat or not just based off some simulation logic. But, with all the backlash of the game there’s a good side to this game as well and this video is a ringing endorsement of why I am buying this game immediately. Read more »

Good god, is it bikini season already??

I know in general Wii games are pretty queer but this one takes the cake! Read more »