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Sunlight Won’t Stop Them
The Hentai Hotel
I don’t know if any of you heard but a few Hostile’s have moved in together. That’s right, the azn addiction squad is now all under one roof. Ultracarl, Foodstamps and Cijid all took their love of doe eyed jailbaits and have combined into one Californian megaforce. You can expect countless nights of manga munching […]
Browser Battles
Let’s think back to a day when Netscape was the browser of choice. Internet Exploder quickly overthrew the ancient browser and took control of the known universe. But then the new thing was alternate browsers. Opera showed there was real alternatives for people who understood you didn’t have to be forced Explorer by Bills boys. […]
Fantasy Football Isn’t Fake!
The football season is only a couple of days away with the Superbowl Champs kicking it all off on Thursday. The pools are all picked, line-ups are set and all that is left is the anticipation of the first kick-off of the season. One of the promotionals that always rocks is the Reebok Fantasy Files. […]
Gremlinization
One of my favorite classic movie franchises has to be Gremlins. C’mon, you remember the first time you saw it. How cute that li’l mogwai was. And then the Gremlin infestation, you crapped your pants admit it!! Well, if you had seen Gremlins 2 you’ll remember a scene in the movie theater where the Gremlins […]
Gender Growth
Have you ever walked into a public urinal and are confused as what the etiquette is if any of the stalls are in use. Well, the one rule you should know is never use the open stall between 2 already occupied stalls. If you didn’t know about this, you’re most likely already gay. I’d expect […]
The Book of Kosher
<MrBuzzcut> bacon is like.. gods joke on muslims
The Dark Has Finally Fallen
Hey remember that game Darkfall? You remember the one, it was just about to come out and they released this sick trailer showing pretty much the funnest MMO ever. But, a year later nothing had been heard, our guild beta application going no where. But they have released this new gameplay footage and have opened […]
Hostile Fantasy Football
We’re one week away from Widow Sunday. Yup, football season is here! So, the last Sunday before the season starts we always do our annual draft. With the Ultimate also covering Football we had 2 drafts today. Footballs usually the most universally run of the fantasy sports so we did things a li’l different this […]
Marky Mark and the Magical Bunch
The full length trailer for the upcoming Max Payne movie is now out. Check it.
Bible Thumping
<odieny> i heard masturbating will make me gay <odieny> confirm/deny? <[Ht]alright> here’s to hoping <alc> yes oderus <alc> here is a highly intellectual article on it actually <alc> many very good, and scientifically verified, points
Master of His Fortress
So I have to admit, I’ve been sucked back into TeamFortress 2. With Age of Conan’s quick demise there needed some way to satisfy the blood lust until the Warhammer beta opens up again. The reason TF2 has had a revival is constant content additions. Every month or so one class gets some real love, […]
The Cleavage Calamity
Damn, why do big boobs immediately equal being bad at video games?! It’s like a curse…check it out.
Bang it like Beckham
Inside David Beckham’s brain… …focus on the game David, focus. Mmmm this chick looks like a hot Courtney Cox, I wonder if she’d like to be ‘friends’ with the Beckster. Oh yes, that is the nicest ass you’ve had this close to your mouth in ages. That thing actually has some meat on it…not like […]
Tin Foil Hat Brigade Strikes Again
Hey I’m the last person to drum up any interest into whatever nefarious plans the NWO or Bin Laden or whoever the fuck is out there to screw with us but if they want to hurt us they should be looking into this. Without our internets we are nothing!
