We all know about the new holy tech grail, the iPad. But do we really want to overpay on an item you are spoonfed content with? Why not have the freedom to do what you want with your tablet, download what you want, usb access and all that. And why would I pay $700 for something that isn’t as good as a $700 laptop?! Well luckily China has our back. They’ve cloned the iPad in the name of the iPed. Click the jump to watch the video, check out the product shots and then order one! I also threw in an iPad magician for the poor people. Read more »

A lot of people ask me if Od3rus is in Hostile Takeover. I always reply yes, for many years actually and they always ask why? I think that’s kind of a rude question to ask but I guess since Odie basically just sits in IRC and makes fun of us all for actually playing games while he refuses to participate from his holy pedestal I can see why people would ask me this. But Odie has proven himself in battle and because of this we get to enjoy his other forays as well, such as this one into his fecal fantasies. Read more »

I don’t want to scare you guys but going to church just became really cool. Read more »
So the Hostiles wrapped up the first Starcraft 2 tournament the other day, kidRiot took the final against Rang. You can watch the Finals replays if you have the beta. Kart did a good job of organizing the first one even with all of his shortcomings and his first round exit so I’ve decided to give him a hand so these can complete a bit easier for everyone involved. The beta ends June 7th so we’ll resume once the game is released. We’ll do 1vs1 and 2vs2 to start and rank people accordingly. So to be ranked you’ll need to compete! So buy SC2 when it comes out and stay tuned. Here’s some SC2 vids kidRiot posted yesterday if you needed some motivation. Read more »

Well folks, you have to give it to Rockstar for Red Dead Redemption. The game is gorgeous and packed full of westerny goodness. There’s so much to do and you can do it all twice, if you decide to play Free Roam after the single player. If you’re a consoler this is a must play game as there’s days of enjoyment inside. It’s not perfect as you can see but the immersiveness into their world is as good as it’s been done so far. The multiplayer is very well laid out for an open world game as you drop into the full world in Free Roam where you can peacefully do stuff, invite a friend to help or open it up to the public and dodge other cowboys. From there you can pop into the standard PvP matches, CTF and DM. Go and cop this shit ASAP!
Starcraft 2 may only be in Beta but that hasn’t stopped #Hostile from organizing a tournament to see who is currently the best. Like any tournament it’s a bitch to get everyone to play their matches but they are going down and the cream is rising to the top. So stay tuned to see who ends up taking the whole thing. My money is on kidRiot as he seems to be owning everything as of late, even if it’s usually due to his hax.

Nobody had ever say this website isn’t informative…
Here’s 100 ways to say Fuck You.
Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about torture.
How to deal with cops.

Ah stereotypes. They will always exist because people are inherently clueless and proud, so categorizing a person is an easy way to immediately be on par with that individual. It doesn’t matter what stereotypes you are a part of, someone out there doesn’t like you. You could be a ginger, goth, gay, emo, chinese, short or even a juggalo and someone out there is going to immediately judge you for it. But with most stereotypes they go through an evolution and some become fashionable in todays society. 10 years ago gay people were being beaten to a pulp in the streets, now they are the perfect accessory for the trendy. We have a stereotype that is currently on the negative side, us Gamers. People consider us fat cave dweller tech geeks who sit indoors staring at a screen while life passes us by. While there is some truth to what people think of us it should never be a blanket categorization when it comes to something like this. But it could be worse, you could be a Busey.

It’sa me, Super Ryu! Read more »

Have you ever dreamed of playing a video game inside of a vagina?
Well, someone made it happen. Now ever getting to play it, that’s still up in the air. Read more »
The world just got a shit load creepier people… Read more »







