Ok I will admit it, I am an achievement whore.
But at least I am not this guy. Did he get that girlfriend as a prize?
I have to apologize for the lack of updates but I knew this day would come, things will slow down around here over the next few months. With my new job and a new internet business underway I just don’t have the time to scour the internets for all the cool stuff to post anymore. IRC used to be a great place to get links but even that has seemed to dry up over the last few years. I am looking to motivate Hostiles to start posting but they are even lazier than me. But fear not we still have things on the go. Gaming wise, Starcraft 2 beta starts up again so expect the tournaments to start again, plenty of great console games that we’re all currently playing so hit up the Ht list and add us as friends if you’d like to play. We also will have the Ht shirts coming soon and maybe even a resurgence of Hostilecon one of these days. I appreciate our regular readers especially since some of them have been around for a decade now and would love to be able to continue to post the side of the internets most don’t come across but time may just not allow it, we’ll see!!
Sure you could watch well known movies like Hot Tub Time Machine or She’s Out Of My League but why when there are decent movies you’ve never heard of out there?! Here’s a few you most likely have no clue even existed.
1. Solomon Kane
A fantasy flick that sets the comic book based Puritan hero against the devil himself, this one didn’t get any fanfare but is a legit movie with a proper budget and takes it all very serious. The lead is a Hugh Jackman clone and does a good job, it’s no Lord of the Rings but it’s better than most of the tripe out there.
2. The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt SuperBad
Ok, this movie is horrible as it’s one of those farce genre movies but it’s so digustingly repugnant it will appeal to some, specifically those who like to gross out their friends when all stoned an drunk. At least they make fun of the some of the better comedies over the past few years and there is one great joke in this movie (watch the credits).
3. Undisputed III: Redemption
This is another movie that won’t be up for Oscars anytime soon but this one should appeal to the overly violent types. The Undisputed series is about an underground MMA tournament in a Russian prison. This one has the hero claw back to fighting healthmar and then gets shipped to another prison to fight in a national bloodfest. While it has plenty of flaws there’s some decent martial arts fight action in here.
4. Valhalla Rising
A gory period piece that harkens back to the Vikings and no not the Brett Favre kind. A nasty Vike deals some serious damage as he traipses through the norse lands. While a bit boring this one is dark and has plenty of bloodlettng so if you’re a bit squeamish skip this one.
In Soviet Russia game video watches you. Read more »
I’m pretty sure you’re all pervs so you might as well play some pervy games.
I would so watch this movie. Read more »
Have you ever wondered what happened to the Star Wars Kid?
All those years of ridicule and therapy and now he may be defending you one day.
I had posted the cosplay TF Soldier a few weeks ago…
Here are the rest of the photos.
By now you’ve most likely seen this video, like the other 2 million people out there. It’s a short clip of a possibly up and coming Mortal Kombat movie with a grittier and realistic approach. It’s all just rumors right now however so we’ll have to wait and see if this ever comes to fruition. But let’s hope so as the last Mortal Kombat movie was an abortion for the eyes. Read more »
I’ll admit, I am a fan of Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failures.
Would anyone admit to still playing WoW? Then they’d enjoy this… Read more »
