One of the things people loved about Portal was the ending credit track.
Well looks like it’s been the victim of a reeeeemix. Download it here.
For those who got the cake in Portal there’s a new challenge…
From one of the designers over at Bethesda comes REN.
No I’m not talking about Speedy here, I’m talking about this weeks episode of South Park. For those who haven’t been privvy to the ball sucking 11th season you really need to tune in. South Park is the rare show that actually gets better the farther it goes and continues to cross boundaries that no one has been able to do in television. This weeks episode also features Guitar Hero with Stan and Kyle getting hooked on the game. But Stan’s superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. Of course, hilarity then ensues.
It’s that time of year again, the time when you turn those sons of bitches backwards and gain an hour of time. In past years it was supposed to happen last week but this year it was pushed back a week. Things can be quite confusing, here Rang comments about the time change.
< Rang > not gonna try anymore
< Rang > shits harder than xbox ninja gaiden
Anyways all computers should be updating and changing the time on their own, it is your job to change the old fashion clocks. Don’t forget the alarm clocks, stove clock, microwave clock, the clock in your car, watches and other devices that have the time on them.
Halloween is over and there was alot of good costumes in play. Unpolited’s work crew pulled off another TF team, very well done!! But the award for the best costume has to go to this Big Daddy and li’l Sister costume. Click the jump to watch…
After the Britney Spears fiasco you’d think female singers would be more wary of their state when going on stage. But the following videos prove, they don’t. Check out Amy Winehouse completely assing her entire song at the Mtv Europe Music Awards last night and then watch as Bjork busts out an olsd 2 Unlimited tune while tanked.
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I’m not telling you to run out and buy a PS3 because frankly, there’s no good games just for that console yet. But if you do have an abundance of cash maybe this new commercial will get you hyped to buy one. If not you could always Paypal the cash over to me and I’ll make sure it goes to a good cause. Read more »
Since ya’ll a buncha pasty nerds it’s time for a dance lesson.
From the Techno Parrot.
Rock that beak bitch!!
Oink may be gone but if you’re still hungry for music, there’s always room for Waffles!
The Waffles aren’t ready yet but anything worth eating is worth waiting for.
So Halloween is right around the corner. Now that you kiddies are all grown up I’m sure wearing a costume isn’t high on your list of things you want to do. But soon the daily doldrums of real life will begin to wear and tear on you and this will be the one day of the year you get to step outside of your comfort zone, slap on something silly and go out and get obliterated, usually waking up in a pile of your own vomit and/or feces. So to ensure no one knows it was you it’s imperative you get a wicked costume to hide your identity. Here’s a few costumes you could consider.
Download Let’s Go To War’s Life We Live (Cosmo Remix) from Palms
Once November hits a ton of big games will be released, sapping our wallets weekly. So most of the crappy games are getting out while they have no competition, although I’m sure there’s a few gems people are anticipating. Here’s todays releases for 360 titles.
- Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
- Bee Movie
- Cars: Mater-National
- Naruto: Rise of a Ninja
- Chessmaster Grandmaster Edition
- Timeshift
- The Simpsons Game
- Virtua Fighter 5
- Viva Piñata: Party Animals
For the people new to TF2, here’s an instructional video on how to play a spy. I know most, if not all of you already know the intricacies of spy games but I thought for people like Kart who think playing a spy means looking cool while puffing on his cig, this tutorial will come in handy in mastering this class. Read more »
I did a little interview (in my dreams) with Jade Raymond, the hotty producer of Assassin’s Creed over in Ubisoft.
Mad: When’s Assassin’s Creed coming out?
Jade: November 13th. Duh.
Mad: Is it worth me rolling all my pennies to buy?
Jade: Yes. Duh.
Mad: Will I be able to rip off all my clothes and run through the streets buck naked ala Will Farrell in Old School?
Jade: Uhh…no.
Mad: Your game sucks then. That is the ultimate in crowd control.
Jade: Uhh…ok.
Mad: So really then, this overhyped piece of shit is just a Prince of Persia sequel disguised as a good game?
Jade: Those are your words, not mine.
Mad: So, a little birdy told me Assassin’s Creed to hand helds?
Jade: Hmm…maybe.
Mad: Don’t be so aloof. I’ll smack that smug look out of that pretty li’l head.
Jade: Fine. Yes.
Mad: What do you have to say to all the pre-pubescent boys who see you and froth at the bit like a pedophile at a playground?
Jade: Fuck off, I only attend carpet sales.
Mad: Is it true you are just a figurehead of beautality for Ubisoft and don’t actually do anything in the office but file your nails and flick your hair at all the pasty nerd programmers?
Jade: Beautality isn’t a word idiot. And yes.
Mad: If you could seduce one person in #Hostile who would it be and why?
Jade: Definitely Alc. 1st place in the EPL league just makes me soak my undies.
Mad: God I hate you.
All of the sports nutters know PES wins no matter what EA tries. But EA does do well graphically. So you be the judge, which of the 2008 footy iterations has better graphics? Go here and you can click on the left side to see all the player comparisons.
