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ChaChing!
Ok dudes, I know you all sit around doing nothing all day and night and it’s time you cashed in on this. There’s a new feature for mobile phones where you can text to 242242 (ChaCha) and ask any question and you’ll get an answer. This is totally free to do btw. But, here’s the […]
Hyborian Glasses On Sale
The first Age of Conan User Interface has surfaced. It cleans up some stuff and makes viewing better overall, pretty standard for a first iteration. But hey, anything will help you killing gators right?
Rip n’ Roll
The number one thing that internoobs ask me about is downloading movies. I admit, I’m a bit of a leecher and watch plenty of movies thanks to rips. So I feel that if I share my knowledge of being able to watch crappy movies for free with some of you who aren’t aware how easy […]
Pimp My Slide
First, grab this new desktop. Now, go grab the Electric Sheep screensaver. You’ve just been pimped playa.
Mythical Clicking
There’s this Diablo-esque game I don’t care about called Mythos that is now open for beta sign-up. I know it’s the Conan beta you’re waiting for, head over here to stay informed on all of the beta happenings.
Quakin’ In My Booties
Nice, the Quake Live project is now approaching the beta phase and is accepting e-mails for sign-up.
EA is a Bad Company
So Cijid was nice enough to hook me up with a Battlefield Bad Company beta account for the 360. It was tough to grab it thanks to the COD4 map pack XBox rape but eventually I was able to grab the 1GB demo and try out the 2 included maps. I wasn’t much of a […]
Call of Variety
So if you’ve got an XBox 360 and you’ve attempted to play online or download new content you’ve most likely had issues with it. Well, thanks to Infinity Ward releasing the Variety Map Pack (800 points/$10) for COD4 and adding double XP all weekend the servers are packed and impacting the entire network. It just […]
The Window You Can’t Close
I’ve been away all weekend as I’ve got a new puppy but all I’ve seen in #hostile is a whole lot of Yahoo Live rapeage. It all started with a link from the Goonsquad where some pimp was doing all kindsa crazy things to some passed out ‘co-worker’. From there the jumpin’ around terrorizing every […]
Gang Warfare
The release date for GTA 4 isn’t far off. (April 25th) Once you’ve plowed through the single player sandbox there’s a shitload of multiplayer to conquer. Looks like all those console haters are going to have a dilemna on their hands!!
Powerleveling for Piracy
I know people are bored to tears with games right now. I hear that. There’s nothing out there worth putting more than 20 minutes into nowadays. Even WoW looks enticing because at least the time you put in, you get back. But, WoW is more played out than Wimpy’s fleshlight and something new looks so […]
Tracker Tracker
Man, torrents have changed the way we whore media. But like anything internet related there’s always some mountains to climb to get the best out of it. Knowing the right main sites, knowing how to avoid decoy files and of course registering for private sites to be able to download something actually worth getting. Well, […]
Grow A Second Skin
Being hardcore gamers we’re all aware of the upside and downside to MMORPG’s. But with them becoming more and more popular by the minute and becoming easier for non-gamers to get hooked on it was only a matter of time before the world started to notice the phenomenom that occurs when people start putting their […]
Travel Terror
So you want to book a vacation but you’re bored of the usual places. I understand, you’ve seen the tropical places, you’ve backpacked through Europe and you consider yourself a grizzled travel vet. Well regardless, here’s 10 places to avoid if you want to live to see your next birthday.
Night & Day Care
Ok boys, it’s time to learn about baby care. You never know when you’ll end up knocking up your significant other or that dirty prostitute you woke up next to. So it’s better to know how to handle a situation before it happens than after. So that’s where I come in, here to educate ya’ll. […]
