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The Fallout of E3
With E3 now underway there’s a ton of game news that’s coming out. But who really cares about a new dashboard for the XBox or an agreement with Microsoft and NetFlix. All we care about is Fallout 3!!! However, now that gameplay footage has been shown I’m not all that excited anymore. It’s looking very […]
More Than Meets The Red Ring
I know we have a few pretty hardcore nerds in our midst. Ok, maybe not so hardcore that they are out there building fortress case mods or anything but I know they’ve already uncovered the wonders of console media. So for those who aren’t really too comfortable tech-wise, you’d best read about how you can […]
Fiddy In Da Desert
Oh 50 Cent, I remember back when we first chatted. I was a bit star struck I admit, being in charge of G-Unit, having been shot a buncha times, having more money than God and even your own video game is pretty tough to match. But now, with your game’s trailer being released I don’t […]
Summer of SexBox
I’ve been gone all week with real life kickin’ me in the saq but I’m sure none of you have missed me so let’s just get to it shall we? Console gaming has pretty much dried up this summer with nothing special other than GTA 4 to keep the living rooms bumpin’ and even that […]
Copycat Consoles
There’s some pretty big gaming news that’s been surfacing lately. No, it’s not that you can now play Spore’s character creator. It’s about the big console boys and their jealousy of Nintendo technology. PS3 is rumoured to already have Wiimote style controller in the works, which isn’t a huge surprise. The big surprise is Microsoft. […]
Reinventing Hot Boxing
A couple of weeks back I had posted up a video of a girl playing Wii Fit and we knew that this was a major selling point for the men. In fact, it helped sway my decision on purchasing it myself and I do admit, the game is quite fun and useful. With 4 categories […]
Hand Brake Heaven
It was only a matter of time before the GTA stunt vids began to surface again.
Saintly Advertising
You’ve got to give THQ some credit. They were smart enough to delay Saints Row 2 so the GTA hangover can wear off and people can fiend for some new games. It’d of been stupid to come out 2 weeks after GTA as no one would even blink an eye at a game that will […]
Console Calamity
It’s been evident through friends lists the 360 hasn’t been all that popular lately. With great games this past year like GTA IV, Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and Rock Band it’s surprising how little people been gaming on console lately but maybe King Conan has had a part in that. And what happens when Age […]
Mutant Eats Lollipop
So whenever you play GTA 4 you have to sit through the loading slides at the start. There’s really only one slide I enjoy and now it’s ruined for me after seeing this.
From Fat To Fit
So there’s been a bunch of backlash for the Wii Fit title, as the game will tell little girls they are fat, which causes them to turn anorexic overnight. Understandable, in todays age girls are spoon fed the way they should look to be successful and land a man but the reality is that most […]
Bongo Bashin’
I know in general Wii games are pretty queer but this one takes the cake!
Rockstar Rip-offs
I get a lot of questions regarding my past employment by Rockstar Games, especially with GTA 4 blowing all sales records for video games. No, I never worked on Grand Theft Autos and no I can’t get you games for free. Even though they are thought of as the bad boys of video games the […]
The No Competition Clause Kicks In
The new Madden ’09 trailer definitely shows a polished and gorgeous game. But that’s not Maddens problem every year. It’s either too easy or too hard, the sim logic is horrible if you attempt to play Franchise and the Be A Pro still needs some work to be a viable every day mode. I myself […]
Only the Strong Survive
One of the most underrated games of all time has let some info out about the sequel and we’ve got a release date. It looks like September of this year we’ll get our hands on Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise. If you’ve never played the original you’re missing out on some seriously incestuous fun!
