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Liquid Lubrication
I’ll admit, I am a fan of Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failures.
Avatar Days
Would anyone admit to still playing WoW? Then they’d enjoy this…
1 Shot Chump
iClones
We all know about the new holy tech grail, the iPad. But do we really want to overpay on an item you are spoonfed content with? Why not have the freedom to do what you want with your tablet, download what you want, usb access and all that. And why would I pay $700 for […]
Eat Da Poo Poo
A lot of people ask me if Od3rus is in Hostile Takeover. I always reply yes, for many years actually and they always ask why? I think that’s kind of a rude question to ask but I guess since Odie basically just sits in IRC and makes fun of us all for actually playing games […]
LSD FTW
Slay The Sinners
I don’t want to scare you guys but going to church just became really cool.
Ht SC2 Beta Tournament Ends
So the Hostiles wrapped up the first Starcraft 2 tournament the other day, kidRiot took the final against Rang. You can watch the Finals replays if you have the beta. Kart did a good job of organizing the first one even with all of his shortcomings and his first round exit so I’ve decided to […]
Real Life Rocket Jumper
Cowboy Calamity
Well folks, you have to give it to Rockstar for Red Dead Redemption. The game is gorgeous and packed full of westerny goodness. There’s so much to do and you can do it all twice, if you decide to play Free Roam after the single player. If you’re a consoler this is a must play […]
Crafting Stars
Starcraft 2 may only be in Beta but that hasn’t stopped #Hostile from organizing a tournament to see who is currently the best. Like any tournament it’s a bitch to get everyone to play their matches but they are going down and the cream is rising to the top. So stay tuned to see who […]
Educationating
Nobody had ever say this website isn’t informative… Here’s 100 ways to say Fuck You. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about torture. How to deal with cops.
Tigers Got Wood
Stereotypically Ignorant
Ah stereotypes. They will always exist because people are inherently clueless and proud, so categorizing a person is an easy way to immediately be on par with that individual. It doesn’t matter what stereotypes you are a part of, someone out there doesn’t like you. You could be a ginger, goth, gay, emo, chinese, short […]
Mario Goes Obsolete
It’sa me, Super Ryu!






