The whole world is full of fail. Every minute of every day has failure occurring. It’s an inherent gene in our human DNA that we fail on a regular basis so we don’t become so full of ourselves. Those who don’t fail consistently are the ones you need to watch over as they will always think they are untouchable and take the larger risks. It comes as no surprise that failing is now a cultural phenomenon that the non-failures like us can all enjoy. So here’s a million fails to peruse.

The next Coen Brothers movie looks like a very interesting one. After coming up all roses with No Country for Old Men they easily could of stumbled with the next release but after watching this trailer, it looks like that won’t be the case. A star studded flick it looks like this could be one of the years best! Watch the trailer after the jump. Read more »

The big news of this week was most definitely the announcement by Blizzard regarding Diablo 3. There’s so many people who love this franchise it’s a guaranteed success already and if you delve a bit deeper by watching the trailer they worked 3 years on or the boring Barbarian gameplay video both available on the official site you’ll see that it’s all warranted and this game should be as sick as any Blizzard title should be.

The SA Army got Rick Rolled hard!

When you’re just nodding off to sleep tonight, let’s hope you don’t think of me creeping into your room with my wet fur… Read more »

I’ve been gone all week with real life kickin’ me in the saq but I’m sure none of you have missed me so let’s just get to it shall we? Console gaming has pretty much dried up this summer with nothing special other than GTA 4 to keep the living rooms bumpin’ and even that didn’t have the staying power we all expected. But there’s some good 360 news on the horizon…

• Dead Space is an upcoming EA action horror title from the evil Empire of EA. While I have disdain for all they do I do love a good horror game. Check out some screenies and see if it’ll scare the shit out of you or not.

• The game I have been anticipating is the Viva Pinata sequel as they are really expanding the worlds you’ll be able to cultivate. If you’ve never played the first one you are missing out. Sept. 2nd is the big day!

• A new FPS on the horizon is called Raven Squad: Operation Hidden Dagger. This FPS will blend RTS elements and actually looks like it could be decent.

• Not that anyone cares but there’s a new Halo 3 map being released called Cold Storage. While it is a re-make map it’s FREE. As well, the legendary map pack will drop in price by 200 MS. But the real Halo good news is the first shots of Halo Wars.

• Rock Band 2 will be unveiled at E3 this month but the setlist has already been leaked. And people continue to uncover more tracks! Can’t wait even if there’s no track editing.

• The Arcade titles have been quite lackluster lately but one that just hit is the original Soul Calibre! While it’s nice how fast it is, with the aspect ratio, lack of Online and Mission modes it’s kind of anti-climactic. How long till SC 4?? Hopefully soon because it looks damn good.

Our boy Kart hasn’t had much time to game with us lately but that’s ok, we know it’s because he’s been so busy with work lately. Being in the IT field we know he is inundated each day with stupid questions and stupider peoples problems and we really do feel for him, except we know he sits there and plays his dumb flash games all day anyways. But to emphasis how hard he has it over there Kart went and put together this little video of a day in the life. So check it out, it’s worth it.

Seeing as our members are older and aren’t as insane as they were as teenagers when we do find time to get out and let loose it’s just not the same as grab some booze and get wasted and see what trouble we can get into. Sure that’s always a possibility but it’s better to have a gameplan in mind nowadays. So do some research before planning your next big shindig and check out the Top 10 parties around the world.

A hot time lapsed video of the devastating fire storm. Read more »

Next time you’re at the mall, try this out.

So we’ve been toiling away on Tyranny and been making progress legitimately. While I had mentioned the first siege has occurred on our server it comes as no surprise one of the guilds involved has been exploiting the fuck out of the game since the start. In the MMO community Ebonlore is pretty widely hated as they’ve exploited every game they’ve ever touched. So now that the word is out on them will we see bans start to occur? Probably not, even with everyone knowing about the shit they pull Funcom is so busy trying to finish their game up I doubt we’ll see anything occur for quite some time. But, let’s hope that everyones hard work doesn’t go to waste while these fucktards continue to take advantage of the game and ruin the world.

Now here’s a movie that will get you cluckin’… Read more »

If you were this good you’d be rockin’ it in Euro 2008. Read more »