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I scoured through #Hostile today for the stupidest video I could find. it was a tough job as plenty of very retarded videos were spammed but in the end I think I found a winner, even though this one was a close second. Hit the jump to see for yourself. Read more »
Every year there seems to be a woman who comes out of the woodwork and becomes uber famous for all of the wrong reasons. We’ll call this the Lewinsky factor. Becoming famous is one thing a ton of people out there strive to attain but these girls get it when they don’t want it. But one thing that holds true is that they all try and capitalize on their new found fame. Be it photo spreads, writing a book or guest episodes on crappy television shows they know their 5 minutes will be up and they need to capitalize!
So the one who has emerged this year is thanks to Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York, who paid over $4000 to sleep with Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Ashley is a prostitute and not even a bad looking one. But now, because she slobbered on the wrong knob she will be forever famous as a home wrecking slut. In a normal society this would be looked down upon but in todays society this is a key to the castle! She is now being offered millions to pose nude and I am quite sure will revel in these new fortunes.
But the additional chapter to this soap opera is what really made me laugh. Joe Francis, the guy behind Girls Gone Wild, contacted her with a $1 million offer to pose nude. While in negotiations they got the bright idea to go back into their video vault and see if in the thousands of sluts they have filmed if she had ever appeared and lo and behold, jackpot!! It turns out Ashley was partying in Florida when she got kicked out of her hotel room. With no where to stay she stumbled around and came upon the GGW Trailer where they film all their skanks. Seven days later Ashley had been filmed nude, upside down and in lesbo moments to their hearts content. So once Joe found out about this he withdrew the offer and will now re-release that footage on his own saving himself $1 million bones. Eat that famewhore!! Here’s the video (NSFW).
So I’m coming back home on the plane last night and for some reason I am accosted at customs. Now I could see if I was coming back from Cambodia or Thailand and had drugs or young boys stuffed up my bum but I was just arriving from doing various studies in Italy. What a slap in the face to be treated like this. Ok, sure there’s some things I could be questioned for but all in all, I am a perfect citizen. Maybe it’s because I am head of the Ask A Wop cult, where we answer the questions that others dare not to. Every question asked improves all of our chances at being labeled terrorists and could end our run online, so get crackin’!
A week or go I posted a link to someone completing the ‘Mile High Club’ level on Veteran skill level in Call of Duty 4. For those not in the know, Mile High Club is the post mission after the credits where you’re in a race against time to get your squad through a plane packed with terrorists and stop the assassination at the end. Now, on any other difficulty this level isn’t extremely hard. But on veteran, between the headshot aiming of the CPU A.I. and the impossible time limit it was amazing to even see anyone be able to finish this. So, I pretty much shit the bed when I watched this: Read more »
The release date for GTA 4 isn’t far off. (April 25th)
Once you’ve plowed through the single player sandbox there’s a shitload of multiplayer to conquer.
Looks like all those console haters are going to have a dilemna on their hands!!
So you want to start a new business and need to find the right domain. Here’s some dumbasses who didn’t think before they regg’ed.
1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find an agent that represents a celebrity: www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, where programmers can exchange advice and views: www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder: www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company: www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software: www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church: www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers: www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? www.gotahoe.com
Oh looky.
the new Incredible Hulk trailer has popped up.
With Spanish subtitles. Endelay! Ariba!
I’m sure ya’ll aren’t on board with the wonders of the iPhone yet like I am. But one day, you will be. Or be jealous of those that do. Why? Because eventually it’s going to be a very robust product that allows you to do many things you can’t do anywhere else. So click the link, to check out a video of Spore being played on the iPhone. Read more »
Alright everybody, today we’re going to talk about our lord and savior Jesus H. Christ. Before you close this site in disgust at a religious rant, pissed that the biblethumper Mad is going to preach like Reverend Screech to ya’ll just give it a chance, if you let the lord into your heart then nothing can ever stop you! Now having said that it’s too bad that our race had to go and fuck up religion so badly. The premise is good, live your life in a way that would make a higher being respect your choices and allow you to continue on in a superior afterlife (ok, not very believable but has some value to the belief of it). No matter if you believe in anything or not I see that as your prerogative. But the biblethumpers see it differently. They feel that they can push their beliefs on people and to me that is more of a crime than anything else they preach against. It’s also the cause for almost all of the major issues in the world today. Why can’t they realize that? They only thing that is ever going to right the wrongs religion have caused is if we all have to band together for a larger cause and sadly, the only thing that could be is the destruction of our race. Which at this point, hitting the big red reset button might be a good idea!
So with all the craziness that religion causes does it really come as a huge surprise that the Vatican has decided to expand the 7 deadly sins with 7 more? Are they allowed to do that?!? I’m sure God didn’t turn to them and was like “Oh yeah, I forgot a couple, add these to the list!” It’s ridiculous. And you wonder why a crazy christian chick like this goes fuckin’ mental…
This Wednesday a new South Park season begins!
You can catch that shit the minute it airs over at Stan’s Dads or the SP Zone.
