After watching the most recent South Park which featured a headless Britney being exploited it reminded me of something the internet has really changed. Celebrity sex tapes. It’s popular to now leak your own tape to get the edge in celebrity fame-whore-dom! So here’s a few of the current wannabe celebs that have their booties on full display somewhere out there. (Everything is NSFW!)

• Keeley Hazell leaks her own tape. Yum! Gimme some.
  Top 20 Celeb Tapes someone wants to see.
  Luciana Salazar is an Argentinian model, click for the video.
  Paris Hilton in the tub. Please drown.
  Karen Dejo, latina “actress” has something floating out there.
  Britney Spears has multiple tapes coming?
  Kim Kardashian and Brandy’s li’l bro have a tape being released.
  Jessica Sierra, American Idol failure, is a whore. Download the tape: 1 2 3
  Maria Ozawa, (192 MB pix) hottest Japanese porn star alive.
  Bonus smut newest Playboy edition. It’s smurfalicious!

As previously mentioned I’ll be posting some of the reality shows that may be worth checking out…or not worth checking out. This one is a tough one to decide because well, it’s a chick show. But not just some chick show. THE chick show. There’s parties, afterparties, watercooler discussions and even fashion shows that have been spawned from the success of it all. Yup, it’s The Hills.

The Hills is actually a spin-off reality show. Originally the main combatants Heidi and Lauren were best friends in Laguna Beach which is a campy rich teenie bopper show where the camera caught the hard life of these rich Cali kids. Once Lauren and Heidi were out of school the Hills spawned to watch them grow up in the mean streets of L.A. Ok, it doesn’t sound that interesting does it. Oh but it is. This show is packed with so much fuckin’ drama it’s ridiculous! At first, Lauren and Heidi are best friends. After a few failed relationships which also ruined their friendship both are now at war with one another for their remaining friends. Throw in Brody Jenner (who’s had his own reality show) and his now ex-best friend the evil Spencer and it’s actually a very entertaining show. For girls anyways. Season 3 has just begun and it’s kind of sad but the show is so big now it has a full afterparty show that even had Mariah Carey performing. The stars of the show are just shellshocked with the level of celebrity that has taken them over and unfortunately the show is quite scripted now because of the cult following.

So why would you guys want to watch it after reading all that drivel? Because your girl wants you to watch it with her. And you should spend time with her and this is a good way to do it because you’ll like like a fuckin’ prince compared to the dicks in this show. If you don’t have a girl, then you should watch it for the content, it’s a great opening line to let a girl know that you secretly like the show if you have nothing to talk to her about. You’ll get the “OMG, you watch the Hills? Isn’t Spencer a dick!!??” Which you reply, “I’d never treat you the way Spencer would baby.” In like Flynn. Watch that shit it’s like homework for single people. Did I mention hot girls? Yeah they are always present.

The other day in IRC, someone posted a link to a guy getting caught on Google Maps doing a crack deal. It’s amazing that technology is at a point where we can find a lone place in the world and snap a picture. But Google removed the image and I was kind of bummed I wasn’t able to share it, so thank god for this site that archives all the cool stuff people find using Google Maps!

So one the internet phenoms out there right now is Rick Rollin‘. This is where someone tells you oh here’s a link for something, you click it and you’re blasted with Rick Astley’s horrible 80’s hit “Never Gonna Give You Up”. This has been going on for quite some time now and looks to continue on for many more. Here’s an article I found in which they hunted down Mr. Astley and asked him what he thought. As well, there’s now a website that will let you Rick Roll someone over the phone. So get rollin’ bitches!!

I admit, reality shows suck me in at times. While I shy away from Big Brother, Survivor, Apprentice and all the major time wasters sometimes they are just too mind numbing not to watch. I think I have figured it out though, it’s entertaining because there’s always people you will love and people you will hate and watching them battle one another is just too much fun to watch. Nowadays they feel so scripted it feels like a waste of time but then there’s times they truly are chaotic enough they can’t be faked. Either way, everywhere you turn expect to see some slimy skank trying to get in Bret Michaels pants or some dumbass impaling himself on a branch in Survivor. Over the course of the next week I’ll be profiling a few reality shows and telling you why they might just be worth watching or even entering yourself.

The first reality show I’ll be profiling is Randy Jackson’s Americas Best Dance Crew. An American Idol style show for dance crews, it tries to cash in on the ghetto appeal of breakdance battles by pitting each crew against one another week to week. But why this one works is the talent is actually there. After a few weeks and the poseurs and girls were all eliminated we were left with a few top level crews left. All had elements of b-boy styles and what surprised most is 2 of the final three crews were all asian. That’s right, you slanty eyes can throw down with the right amount of practice!! So with the Jabbawockeez, Kaba Modern and Status Quo battling it out the level of competition easily outweighed the lame judges and Mario Lopez being present. After the jump check out the sickest set of the competition so far and some more performances from the eventual winners. As well, check out some other videos from the Red Bull B-Boy Championships where Lilou, France’s top breaker take on Hong 10 in the 2005 Finals. Prepare for some serious breakin’ envy. Read more »

So the Ht Ultimate Sports Pool is officially underway. 12 combatants over the next year will be trash talking their ways to victory of over $200 by placing as best as they can in the top 5 leagues in the world. With the new baseball season about to start we’ve begun the 1st league and the draft is complete. So you’ll see updates throughout the year as we continue to find out who’s the biggest sports nerd around #Hostile.

Warning posted the alternate ending for I Am Legend, which you can also find on the recently released DVD. I liked the original ending much more than this alternative one for obvious reasons. It’s I Am Legend not I Am A Pussy! You can check out all our discussion here.

It’s time to test your awareness.

Just watch the embedded video.

That’s all there is to it.

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We were talking movies today in #Hostile and Keeg mentioned a movie I hadn’t heard of called Wanted. Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman head up a cast of assassins that train up a youngster to diabolical levels of bloodlust. While it looks very Hollywood’ed and quite a bit corny with that much action and obvious jokery it could be one of the can’t miss flicks this summer, like Iron Man. Check out the theatrical trailer and judge it for yourself. Read more »

A couple of game videos for your viewing pleasure today.

The first of which is a first look at the Zerg nation in Starcraft 2. There’s some big changes to the popular race and yet they still retain their original charm, namely zerglings!! While I am not an RTS player whatsoever I will admit Starcraft 2 looks quite fun. So take a look if you haven’t and see what you think about the next product to rape all of Korea.

The second video is more for our community as it’s a look at the combat system inside Age of Conan. Don’t mind the nerdy dude in the turtleneck and just watch as the blood flies. Age of Conan will be unlike other MMO’s in where your fighting actions aren’t just based off your gear and abilities, that’s right you’ll actually need to fight. The more we see the more we like. Take a look: Read more »

One of the best things about the internet is all the cool pics out there.

With technology evolving they are getting better and better.

Check out these HDR pictures and then these HDR graffiti shots. Stunning.

Step 1. Boot up powerful web browser.
Step 2. Navigate to the evil Sony Station site and log-in.
Step 3. Now go here and vote 5 stars!
Step 4. Feed your pets, you’ll be on a long voyage.
Step 5. Climb aboard your warring vessel and head out to sea with your new sail.
Step 6. Kill many many enemies and bathe in their innards.
Step 7. Clean yourself up after a bloody and tough journey.
Step 8. Don this t-shirt to ready for yourself for the pillaging.
Step 9. Slap on the right amount of protection and begin the plundering!
Step 10. Sit back and lament your evil doings.