Man, I don’t want to be overly mean or anything but when I saw these pics of Amy Winehouse in her current state I wanted to vomit on the spot. And that’s just because she is fugly! But seriously, she must be going through a rough patch after the much publicized sparring with her husband and now with the obvious crystal meth abuse. Take a look how she’s evolved.

As much as this is a funny April Fools joke, I wish it were real!

So how’s the weather down there? Read more »

I’ve never liked April Fool’s, it’s a dumb fake holiday and I’ve never seen a good gag yet. All of them are extremely transparent and unfunny. Already this morning I’ve been RickRolled 3 times and couldn’t care less. But it looks like some people have put some real money into this stupidness, check out all the trouble IGN went and did with this ‘movie trailer’. Read more »

Alright, it’s time for the final reality check and this one is my favorite of all the reality shows, Rob & Big. It’s on Mtv and is a 30 minute look into the relationship between Rob Dyrdek a pro skater and his best bud and former bodyguard, the enormous Big. Even though the premise doesn’t sound like anything special for some reason it is. It’s one of Mtv’s highest rated shows of all time and just has something always hilarious to see even though it’s just a look at them bumming around their day to day. The supporting cast includes Rob’s li’l cousin who’s also his assistant and the animals, an english bulldog Meat Bag and a mini-horse aptly named Mini-horse.

Now in it’s 3rd season this show continues to be hilarious as they do all kinds of crazy shit but the great thing about them is they are all very likeable mofos and Rob’s loaded thanks to sponsorships with DC, Red Bull, Silver Trucks, Alien Workshop, Reflex, and Spy Optic so he will spend his cash on anything, be it remote controlled helicopters to thrash to the gayest paint job of all time. Overall it’s more of the witty chit chat the 2 best friends got going with each other as they tackle rich people problems and for once, you don’t want them to die in a fire because they have more money than you. Read more »

We’ve got GTA IV out this month and to top it off it won’t be an EA release!! With mass multiplayer modes included expect a whole lot of Hostile’s bashing in skulls so make sure you get that shit on release. There’s been some new multiplayer screenshots surfacing and also some fake screenshots. I don’t even care about the hype anymore, just release the godamn thing. And the album…and the action figures…and the FUCK OFF ALREADY.

I’ve been away all weekend as I’ve got a new puppy but all I’ve seen in #hostile is a whole lot of Yahoo Live rapeage. It all started with a link from the Goonsquad where some pimp was doing all kindsa crazy things to some passed out ‘co-worker’. From there the jumpin’ around terrorizing every crazy person who’d broadcast their pathetic life on there has happened so I guess get in on the action before everyone gets bored and moves on.

<[Ht]alright> kmn is 25 his birthday is february 14th his favorite color is green he likes motorcycles but is afraid to own one
<kmn> what

I know no one cared about The Hills posting earlier in the week so to make it up to you I’ll tell you what. Out of the girls in the picture posted, you pick one and I will post nudes of her. K…waiting. Tallying votes. You picked the brunette Audrina? Good!! Here you go.

MHD on FiOS



MHD on Comcast

A forum posting has crossed my path about Comcast adding more compression to it’s HD signals. If you are a Comcast subscriber and watch HD channels, you better check this out.

It’s all random linkage today:

The first link is the newest and last of the Grand Theft Auto 4 trailers. We’re only a month away from it’s release and it looks like a pretty solid date so don’t expect it to slip at this point. While the trailer is chalked full of cutscenes I am still confident Rockstar’s slavery ways will make this a must get game so don’t wait and get your pre-order in as soon as possible!

I thought this video of an interview with one of the guys from Cannibal Corpse was hilarious. Mainly because he couldn’t shutup about how much he loves World of Warcraft. I also take it he doesn’t like the Alliance very much, night elf death metal ftw??

Here’s a little something you definitely didn’t know about George Clooney.

I’ve never been into origami but damn, if I could make these I’d be totally into it!

Check out 25 photos taken at the exact right time. Very cool.

Now slap on the headphones and check out these seven audio illusions.

See what happens when celebrities are put into famous paintings.

If you are a complete nerd you’ll probably enjoy these leaked shots of the new Star Trek sets.

Check out some of the most nightmarish playgrounds around the world. Some are just downright creepy! But some look like fun to sit under and smoke a bowl with the devil.

I know a ton of people are into Lost, well it looks like someone thinks they have figured out what it all equates too. Mind you, this is a major spoiler and will ruin any thoughts you had where it was all going but if you’re like me and just don’t give a fuck then check it out, read it and hopefully you won’t give a shit to watch the drivel anymore, freeing your mind!

Wow, down in Mexico there’s a ton of “anti-emo riots” going on, where people hunt the streets for the emo’s and beat them senseless. Now I understand doing this to gays, no one wants those fudgepackers near your children but emo’s? They’re just a fashion statement, a flash in the pan in tight jeans. I don’t understand why such animosity but I fully support the hurting of people who like to hurt themselves.

Man, how lucky are we. To get an exclusive interview with the grand daddy of G-Unit, the next president of the United States of America, 50 Cent! It only cost me $10,000 but it’s worth it for you, the loyal readers.

Mad: Thank you for sitting down with us Fiddy.

Curtis: You’ve got 3 minutes.

Mad: Hmm, ok. Let’s start with the bet you had with Kanye, if he out sold your last record you said you’d retire from the rap game. Last I checked, you got whooped something fierce!
Curtis: Man that was total bullshit. I agreed to 50 vs. Kanye, not 50 vs. Daft Punk featuring Kanye. Shit is whack son. I set the rules and the rules were broken. Kanye’s a transvestite purse carrying bitch anyways.

Mad: Well I am glad you rescinded the bet because we need more talented left handed rappers out there!!
Curtis: I don’t make music for you crackers, it’s for my peeps from the streets.

Mad: No need to be racist Fiddy, white people should be allowed to visit the Candy Shop too you know.
Curtis: Only the big booty white bitches is allowed up in my crib.

Mad: So after your groundbreaking semi-autobiographical movie role I was surprised to not see you slip into the gangsta supporting roles that most rappers fall into. Are you still trying to break into Hollywood? Who are your acting inspirations?
Curtis: Man you be speaking some weak shit, I don’t need to break in to Hollywood, they BEG me to star in every movie that comes out. I am Legend? That was gonna be I Am 50. I turn that shit down because I’m not some sellout like Snoop. The only actor that matters in Hollywood is Charlie Sheen. For a white boy he’s got the skills.

Mad: When G-Unit first hit they blew up big time, who can we expect to see added to the G-Unit roster for the next go around? Cam’ron? Ja Rule? Kool Moe Dee?
Curtis: You have 1 minute left cuz.

Mad: Hmm, k. The reason I ask is because of what you said about you boy Lloyd Banks and I quote, “My teeth is fucked up, I can fix them, but how can you fix Banks’ chin?”
Curtis: No fuckin’ comment. (You heard it here first people, G-Unit is OVER!)

Mad: You also once said that Oprah doesn’t know how to suck dick. How did you come to this conclusion?
Curtis: Cuz that fat bitch inhales anything you put near her mouth. She doesn’t suck dick, she eats the dick.

Mad: Speaking of dick suckers, after turning Vivica Fox inside out who’s next on your list of conquests? I’ve seen some skinny white women near you like Paris. Why you gotta ruin all the white women too?
Curtis: I can’t help it if they see this smile and know they want to be ripped open by the one and only 50 Cent. Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money anyways. Write that shit down, I just made that up on the spot.

Mad: Ok Fiddy, to make sure I get moneys worth for this rather short interview I need to bug you about your little videogame franchise you got going on. The first title, Bulletproof actually sold decently but was a pretty shit game. How the hell did someone ok a sequel?
Curtis: I don’t need no corporate crackaz permission to make my life story. I’m richer than the President son. I can fund anything I want and what I want is to have a realistic depiction of my life in a video game so all of my fans worldwide can feel how pimp it is to be 50 Cent.

Mad: Uhh, ok. Then why is the sequel to Bulletproof taking place in the Middle East and have you battling terrorists in the search of some jewel encrusted skull. When did you become the black Indiana Jones?
Curtis: Being the nerdy little whitebread you are I wouldn’t expect you to understand the power of the bling but for my peoples it’s like the holy fuckin’ grail, aight. Trust me when I say this is going to be the greatest video game ever made and ya’ll get to kill Al Qaeda motherfuckers over n’ over just like I do on tour. Doesn’t get any better than that.

Mad: Well Fiddy, thank you for spending the time to grace us with your omnipotent presence and best of luck on future endevours.
Curtis: What the fuck did you just call me?? I have never shot blanks bitch!!

Are you sick of all these social networking sites?

Does it take you all morning to catch up on everyone on Facebook and Myspace?

Is your stalkering taking a hit with all the different logins you have to execute each day?

Well then, FriendFeed should fix all your problems! Oh, you need Friends first. Nevermind.