This one goes out to Alc or any other deviant that is going to end up bumpin’ uglies with streetwalkers. It’s a risky venture to be procuring sex off the streets but if this is your only option then you need to make sure you’re safe and secure and don’t end up in prison. So sit back, slap on your reading glasses as you’re going to learn how to spot a hooker or a cop. Read more »

I really need to go back to this thread and add Criss Angel to my list. As much as I love a good magician tripping me out this guy just puts the whole profession to shame with the level of audacity he thinks he can pull off. Maybe Americans are this stupid and fall for his shenanigans but c’mon now, this shit is getting out of hand. Take this video for instance… Read more »

One of the most anticipated PC games on the horizon is most definitely Spore. This game is going to show how well video games have evolved by letting the worlds AI control the game and not scripted sequences. It’s very ambitious and if they can deliver everything they’ve promised it will be amazing. But, the steam of having a huge game release is a bit deflated as the character creator has been leaked. You can watch a stream of someone playing it to check it out or you could just download it yourself. You’ll be making crazy anal inspired dudes in no time!

I know TF2 has been dead to us for quite awhile and the video I have for today pretty sums up one of the reasons why. Noobs!! While it is a great game the competition side of things just isn’t there when it comes to TF2 as Valve really didn’t give much support for making it into a great clan game. But for pubbies and noobs it’s amazing. Here’s a video of someone letting their girlfriend play the game for the first time. Read more »

The guild in Age of Conan has been prospering and we’ve got our first 80, Bucky, with a few more on the horizon. End game raiding and PvP is now there for the taking as is our city construction as all tier 1 buildings have now been built. We’re still waiting for a lot of content to be added to the game and it looks like we won’t have too wait for very long. If you’re a guild member ensure you’re visiting the private forums every day and that you’re participating in any votes or important news that has popped up.

A couple of weeks back I had posted up a video of a girl playing Wii Fit and we knew that this was a major selling point for the men. In fact, it helped sway my decision on purchasing it myself and I do admit, the game is quite fun and useful. With 4 categories of exercise to choose from (Yoga, Balance, Aerobics, Strength Training) and plenty of new modes to unlock there’s a lot to do and as gamers we usually could use a nice means to lose a few pounds. But who cares about that, we’ve got another example of pornotry in motion, this time a supreme being trying out the rhythm boxing portion of the game. Read more »

Well the obligatory Euro babes thread has begun now that the Euro Cup is underway. But now that this has become a cultural addiction every time nations battle against one another there’s blogs devoted to it. Even FoxSports has jumped on this gravytrain. Don’t worry it’s worksafe, no hair creeping out of bikini lines or anything.

Oh man, when I read this I immediately began packing my shit and find a nice cabin way up north where the robots won’t be able to get me. Hasn’t anyone else ever seen this movie? Don’t they know the repercussions? You don’t go and name your technology after an apocalyptic calamity!! DUH.

You know when something gets censored they always add that stupid black censor bar?? God it’s annoying! OK, sure sometimes I don’t want to see some dudes twig n’ berries dangling out but sometimes I do want to see some dumb chick in a reality show trying so hard to win a challenge she doesn’t even notice her cooch is visible for the whole world to see. In the end it’s all just skin so why such hardcore censorship? This only happens in North America, Europe doesn’t give a shit and neither should we! Well we can’t control when this gets used over here so instead let’s have some fun with it shall we? Watch this video.

There comes a time in a bloggers life where he has to sit back and just let the links takeover. That time is now young internetinites!! That’s right, it’s time to linkstigate. Remember, you must click every link in the post or you will be stricken with ovarian cancer and never be able to give birth.

• Now I know what Steve Irwins nightmares look like.
• Now this is a motherfuckin’  gun collection!
• Some pimp ass sand sculptures to stomp on.
• The no remorse bitches, go dye your hair again.
• Russians really do know how to throw down.
• The kingpin of the dirty Iraqi children throws down.
• Whoah, there’s corruption in the world? Naw.
• Watch TV at work all day. Don’t get caught.
• Oh Jason Statham, you truly do rock.
• Worst. Special. Effects. Ever.
• Oh god, here comes a live action Smurfs movie.
• The classic Steam account stolen conversation.
• Stephen Seagal is back in…The Cockpuncher.

Ok, the Onion is officially cornier than poop from a Nebraskan. Read more »

It’s time to take a test. This is an important test in todays age.

Female or Shemale.

If you get more than 2 wrong, you are in serious trouble.