If you head over to Fileplanet you’ll see that the Warhammer open beta is now downloadable for FP subscribers. Before you rush out and get your pre-order so you can play though don’t forget, Warhammer has gone gold and will be in stores in a little over 2 weeks. Does that warrant having to pay for a beta? I don’t think so. Sure, you want to try out a few classes and the game, make sure your CPU specs are alright and that your minuscule attention span can handle another MMO. Or, you could check out this short clip Cijid recorded with the character creation and the initial spawning to see what is in store for you.
Wow, if I ever go out this is how I want my funeral to be.
This doesn’t come as a huge surprise but recently a major bug had been found in the new Tiger Woods console title. It seems you’re able to walk on water with Tiger Woods when he lands it in the drink. Well normally, EA would just ignore all the reports of a major bug but this time they did something even I’ll admit was pretty special. Check out the video of the bug and the rebuttal after the break. Read more »
In my ongoing investigation into how Darwinism works, I stumbled across a clip of someone almost falling prey to their own stupidity.
Oh well, maybe next time their fate will be realized in a most violent and bloody way. Read more »
Ok gamers, it’s time to make a decision. You’re either still stuck in the world of Wow eagerly awaiting the Lich King expansion or you’re stuck in the world of Conan eagerly awaiting any type of content whatsoever. Now, with Warhammer not even a month away you need to make that decision, do I poopsock in there or do I stick with what I’ve got now? Well, I can’t make that decision for you. In my opinion you should be playing the only MMO that matters, real life. But hey, you’re not a level 70 necromancer in real life so I understand if you ignore my advice. So, here’s a ton of video footage for Warhammer. Some RvR and their very impressive new trailer. Read more »
In the past year in the sports world we’ve seen some weird deaths occur.
Pro athletes dying from overheating, a hockey player in a gruesome motorcycle accident, a football star shot in his house during a botched robbery. All these things come as a huge shock when it happens especially when it relates to your home team. But man, be thankful you don’t live over in Europe. Check out this list of soccer players who died while playing. Some of the ways they died are absolutely insane!
Today I am highlighting Omovies.com. I know nothing about them other than they are fucking crazy and have too much time on their hands. Oh, and their site is ugly as hell. But fear not, you can see some of their current work after the jump if you are interested in seeing an interview with the coiler from 2 Girls 1 Cup, Jamie Lynn Spears reproduction rap, harry potter in the hood and other assorted weirdness. Read more »
R.I.P. MU-Redrum
Paul Mawhinney has the world’s largest record collection that he has been accumulating throughout his entire lifetime. He used to run a record store, and he would always put away the last copy of an album for himself. Due to his declining health and old age, Paul has decided to put the collection on sale for a mere $3 million when it was appraised at a whopping $50 million, yet no one has given a solid offer. As a fellow mediawhore I feel his pain but dude, get over it and spend that cheddar!! Check him out: Read more »
Oh thats right, the write a new blog post bookmark. How long its been since we’ve seen each other… AoC has lost its grip on me, I think I lasted longer than most. I’ve been digging into the old games pile and have been enjoying TF2. Hey if you skip a few months you can come back to TWO new game modes and 6 unlocks!
EA finally fixed my gamertag on skate so I can share my videos again so the dust came of that game as well. Speaking of skate, if you have played it, even once, you have to watch this. Oh yeah and its rumored the devs made this video. I wouldn’t doubt it as some of that stuff requires major playtime to be able to pull of consistently. Not everyone appreciates skateboarding, I know…
While I’m here how about I dump every break video from my IRC url catcher for your time wasting enjoyment.
Snooty Bitches & Big Mans Britches
Let’s see what’s happening over in Plasticland…
What the fuck Sharon Stone, stay away from Hayden, she is pure!!!
Umm JLo…you’re the dumbest bitch on the planet!!!
Kelly Bundy got her boobs chopped off!!!
Heidi! Please for the love of god never ever sing again!!!
Vince!! What the fuck is with the guitar you granola eating skid stain!!!
Kimmy K!! Don’t lose that precious booty, why you think Reggie Bush hits that!?!
A Swedish Olympian posed nude?! Noooooooo!!! She shoots crossbows?! Yessss!!!
WTF!! Hef is closing down parties at the mansion?? This is an outrage!!!
While on the topic of Russia, if you’ve turned on the news you’d know that they went and invaded Georgia, right? No, not that Georgia. Anyways, everyone is on the Russkies asses to stop being such bullies but uhh, didn’t anyone realize that Georgia started all of this?! Do your research before calling out what is going to be your dance partner in the next world war you dumb ass Americans. Here’s some war pics to masturbate too.
In Soviet Russia, Sandvich Eat You
It’s finally arrived.
The Heavy TF2 update has gone live so go and get your patch on. .
You can watch the (shitty) trailer here.
Uhh… Read more »
Dubai is becoming a truly amazing city. Insane buildings, 7 star hotels, tons of oil money flowing through its veins there’s no stopping this artificial land. But before you run off in search of riches don’t forget that this is an Islamic state and going there you won’t be all that welcome. Drinking? Drugs? Not a chance. Not only will you not be able to get them but if you did and got caught expect horrific consequences. So think twice before you consider submitting your resume.
