So anyone who had signed up for the Battlefield Heroes Beta most likely got their key yesterday. This title is going to be an online only game and free to play. You’ll be able to buy custom gear for your li’l soldiers so EA can re-coup some of their costs. So servers quickly filled up and people began leveling. While the game has a nice multiplayer progression attached to it, where you gain points to shop with, the gameplay itself is kind of bad. While they nailed the cartoony TF2 style the actual combat just isn’t that good compared to what else is out there. Everyone will need to make their own judgements and hell I bet a few of you enjoy it especially being easily accessible like Quake Live. We’ll wait to pass judgement as it is just in Beta right now.

Comrades, I emplore you. Mother Russia needs your help.

Have you ever thought to yourself, I’m a fucking loser. I’m working every day at a meaningless job I fucking hate and hate everyone I encounter every single day. I drink to forget how pitiful I am and hope I get hit by a bus one day. Well, if you have thought this then continue reading. If you haven’t then go away and go love life you fucking hippy. This advice is for you pathetic people who need a life change and want a last chance to recycle their lives. Here’s the advice, become a sitcom writer. That’s right, your past of patheticness can pay off. All that snarkiness can parlay into millions as your cynical nature can make normal people laugh through brainwashing sitcoms. Here’s an article by a writer from the Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men on how to make it a reality.

Ht is now on twitter.

If you’ve jumped on the latest social networking fad then go and follow.

I have tickets to the best home game in Prudential Center history.

Standing O’s from away arenas, Sup.

So I am looking at the news today and see this article today and go holy shit.

Then of course technology goes and kicks it up a notch and someone makes this.

Here’s some interesting gaming tidbits that I snagged over the past week:

Do you agree with these being the 10 Scariest Games of All Time? Me either. Although Condemned and Undying did a great job of freaking me out. But Doom3? Sorry but monster closets aren’t scary unless Ryan Seacrest is coming out of them.

I know Gibkeeg and I will be very happy when the new CoD WaW multiplayer maps are out. If you haven’t been playing CoD WaW you are truly missing out on the best FPS franchise alive. The multiplayer is where it’s at and slapping a few more playgrounds to eviscerate commie buggers is all we’re going to get it’s more than enough to keep us going.

How’s Warhammer doing? Well see for yourself. Sounds promising that they still have a gameplan in mind but with 63 servers closing and only 1 or 2 people I know in the world still playing it I won’t be holding my breath of a comeback.

Girls and gaming is now a reality. Sure 10 years ago you’d have to dig up some true gutter trolls to find a girl gamer but nowadays it’s normal for girls, even hot ones, to be involved in playing games. Here’s a collection of the current trendsetting girls in games.

I’ve never been into case mods or any of that sort. Seems like a complete waste to put that much time and money into something completely useless, in fact I’d wager this increases your nerd-o-meter to insane levels but it is cool to look at them from time to time. So here’s a collection of XBox 360 case mods to drool over.

I thought that it was pretty ingenious of EA to finally break off releasing March Madness every year as a stand-alone game when you have a better basketball game with NBA Live available. This year they decided to release March Madness as a downloadable game with only the teams in the big tourney. Smart idea guys, well except for only making it available in the US. Fuckin’ idiots. What’s next, Fight Night 4 only available in Africa?

Tabula Rasa just recently closed up shop. It’s one of the first failure MMO’s I have seen just quit on even their tiny player base. Planetside stayed alive all these years and you can’t keep your game open for a few more years? Pathetic really. Here’s the last few moments caught on tape.

I recently got a bunch of work games to achievement whore over then I realized how useless gamerpoints are and threw them away. Maybe I am sick of the hard ones or maybe just sick of the stupid ones. Or maybe…just maybe…they bore me now.

I’ve always wondered who out there would have the balls to make an adult oriented MMO. I mean, you got poopsockin’ nerds with no chance at women playing them day and night, why not let them get a li’l booty in the games am I right? Well someone finally is going to try.

No one has jumped on the DarkFall bandwagon yet, the game is technically out but barely playable. I’ve watched a few videos and it’s not as bad as everyone says it is but it’s not great either. So for now I’ll continue to just watch from afar and learn shit like how you build a city.

Anyone who knows me or follows my tweets will know I’m a remix whore. I love when someone takes something original and mashes it against the wall and makes it even better. Of course, music is the standard but other things get remixed as well. Check this shit out as this very talented guy remixes YouTube videos into new tracks.

I love when photographers find a new niche and exploit the shit out of it.

Check out these tilt shift photos. It’s like real life miniaturized!

So if you’ve been wondering where all my updates have been lately then you’ll be happy to know I killed both my laptops and haven’t had the time to spew out your weekly internet debauchery feedings. Plus, Warning has picked up the slack in my absence so it’s all good. I’ll be back online in no time and able to get back to being as awesome as you are used too.

Polar Bears are so damn cute!

Update: Why does every fucking picture I PoD end up on the front page of digg that same day… at least our timestamp is earlier.

This probably isn’t a peacock. Source.

Forum users hit up this thread let me know if you would use them.

I could give a fuck less about 90% of movies that come out. Every 3 months there is some new superhero or comic book movie that everyone (who used to be closet comic book nerds apparently) will tell you is amazing. Some even break box office records. That doesn’t mean I will watch them. I will give credit to the Dark Knight which I actually sat through, unlike most of the superhero movies, but will honestly tell you that I did not think was especially good for its hype.

Slumdog Millionaire won best picture… I thought that was about right. Now, I’m also one of the biggest Coen Brothers fans you will ever meet and in retrospect I don’t think No Country deserved last years highest honors over There Will Be Blood. But, why does no one talk about these movies the way any of these bogus superhero shits are plastered everywhere? You can’t go to any major site without seeing something on the WatchMen this week. Is it all marketing budget or what? I have only talked to maybe 2 other people who had seen Slumdog before it won best picture. With most of Northern America spending so much time on the internet it makes me wonder how the best movies made every year are often overlooked by the masses.

Anyway, let me share with you a movie coming out that I’m fairly sure is going to be piss your pants hilarious this year. Funny People (trailer). Take Happy Madison, Judd Apatow, Sandler, Rogan, Hill, and RZA…. I don’t see how this can bomb.

What I do think will bomb is Ace Ventura 3. Obviously, no Carrey here. Stop ruining peferectly good movies with shitty sequels please. Is there someone I can write to on this? Who signed off on this? Can they really think its a good idea? I will just pretend it never came out, like The Sandlot 2 and 3. On a related note, what the fuck is with Carrey? While I liked Yes Man, and loved Eternal Sunshine of the SpotLess Mind, I can’t ignore the fact that he did Fun with Dick and Jane inbetween. Did he even read the script on that one?