Mimes have no place on this planet. Especially when they are trying to preach. God would not approve of his name being pimped by whomever creates these monstrosities. I demand thee to stop in the name of the zombie Jesus!!

Have you ever wanted to watch the population fluctuate?

Well now you can at this site which simulates birth and death rates via location. You can also monitor carbon dioxide emission from each country. While this can not be accurate it can simulate based off statistics so take it with a grain of salt and don’t freak out and contact the NWO. This would make a great screensaver though wouldn’t it?

The internet has been around for quite a long time now and while it’s globally known how to search and browse things finding the true gems out there is what the geriatric surfers from IRC find. Take this latest find I had discovered. At first glance the site looks like a simple blog. On deeper inspection though the site takes normal women and posts their pictures and then you have to decide what type of trim she is rockin’. You can then click the answer to see if your prediction was correct. Of course, clicking any answer immediately qualifies this site as NSFW. But I have a feeling you’ll get hooked trying to learn the subtle art of trim prediction.

<[Ht]LOx> mad
<[Ht]LOx> lets make a baby name it kmn and kill it
<[Ht]LOx> for it will be the child of the dark one

We continuously see better and better browser extensions come into play. The recent SkipScreen has made me hunt for anything else that can change the surfing game. Something I uncovered is an extension called Identify. It’s a master social networking provider which will consolidate someones web presence when on one of their profiles. It’s basically a one click people Googler and makes online stalkers job a lot easier. But here’s the problem, this shit won’t work for you or I. We all know normal people and not people who care so much about their web presence that they’ve properly structured everything to connect. In fact you’ll most likely find this extension is useless at this point. The inherent problem is there’s so much crap we’ve all signed up for in the past that now they need to be properly integrated to be able to simplify everyones social networking. It’s a good idea that we just aren’t ready for yet.

I really enjoyed these 21 non-photoshopped images and so will you.

Have you ever wondered how much Star Wars has changed the world?

Me either.

We all love getting in on game betas and trying before we buy so here’s another one care of Liquidfire.

Sign-up for BloodBowl. WTF is BloodBowl you ask? It’s a re-make from a 90’s classic and will use Warhammer characters in a football setting. Here’s the official site which may actually dissuade you to sign-up. But it’s a very short form so what do you have to lose as you can always give it away in #Hostile if you get it and don’t want it. That’s the type of charity that you can’t claim on your taxes but will ensure you don’t get beat up on your way home at night.

You all are undoubtedly sick of hearing about Twitter by now. The latest social networking craze has raised in popularity in epic proportions which means it’ll eventually jump the shark and spiral out to obscurity. But in the meantime it can entertain, even if it’s beginning to bleed into the mainstream. Last night Tila Tequila had her house broken into and they went and logged into her account, announcing that they killed her and her dog. She’s alright but obviously freaked out. Then the other big news was the race to 1 million by Ashton Kutcher and CNN. I know…wtf. It was broadcast on TV and CNN even pimped it out trying to beat the mediocre actor. It actually was a good race as Ashton hit 999,000 while CNN was at 997,000. Ashton ended up winning it. EA even went and sponsored it and promised the millionth joiner a character in the upcoming Sims 3. So still on the fence? It’s not for everyone but if you want a bit of constant entertainment and a deeper look into people you’d be interested in then check it out.

Coachella is this weekend.

A great annual music festival in California, it’s a complete gong show if you ever decide to go. Luckily in today’s technological age we can now just sit back and watch it. Head over to this site, click the Coachella link, install the plug-in and you’re good to go to watch the main stage. The audio and video quality is excellent. A few of the headliners include The Killers, Morrissey, Public Enemy, M.I.A. and The Cure. It’s already begun so go check it out!

Why can’t people get creative with our waste and do something like this more?

Now here’s a FireFox extension [Ht]Straker shared that will come in ever so useful!

Grab the SkipScreen extension and bypass waiting on sites like Rapidshare, Zshare and MegaUpload.

The 3rd pool in the Ht Ultimate is now complete as the NHL wrapped up. There will not be a 2nd Ultimate pool this upcoming year as we’re moving to the Ht Football Dynasty Pool and I just don’t have the time to maintain this again. There were a lot of kinks to work out and a few nefarious acts such as Rumple and Brendan’s cross league trade so for now we’ll be putting this one on the shelf. But we haven’t crowned the overall winner yet so stay tuned as the final leagues wrap up in the NBA and the EPL. Once complete I’ll do a full rundown of each managers attempts at winning the 5 leagues.

Here’s the final NHL tally.

1. Indig 3194 points
2. Fro 3075 points
3. Rumple 3055 points
4. Blackie 3019 points
5. Kenyon 2955 points
6. Bucky 2934 points
7. Fluxcore 2854 points
8. Mad 2800 points
9. Valence 2675 points
10. Lox 2663 points
11. Fiddler 2380 points
12. breathe 2361 points