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Shooting Down My Dreams

I can’t really agree with this list of 10 best online FPS/MMOFPS titles because well, I’ve only played a couple of them. While some are still underway some of the others I’ve never even heard of and look like they might even be fun. But how can Global Agenda not be on here? Isn’t that the next best MMOFPS coming? Guess not.


Wino Winner

This is the one and only time every in my life I have wished I was American…

Check out this job. $10k a month to blog about wine?! Sign me up. Your duties would be to live in California on the winery, blogging and Youtubing about how wonderful it is to be getting drunk and getting paid for it. I know, sounds rough. This is a real job and if you meet the requirements (American, over the age of 21, know enough about web 2.0) then really what do you have to lose? There was a similar promotion for someone to live on an island in Australia a few months back and since you didn’t get hired for that one, don’t sleep on this.


Mush, Mush, Grind

All this talk about MMO’s lately and how bad they are and then this one comes along! Rina must be jumping for joy right now, finally able to use his innate Alaskan abilities to dominate a game. It beats getting your WoW cyber on doesn’t it? Here’s the trailer: Read more »


Crushin’ Castles

I am very addicted to this flash game right now.

There are a lot more fun flash games in this thread.


Red Steel 2 Announced


Time Sinking in Digital Quicksand

I have been posting a lot of MMO news lately which seems like a waste since there isn’t any really worth playing right now. But at any rate we know our community is always interested in games that are worth demoralizing the general public in so I’ll continue to post anything worthwhile. Speaking of worthwhile, here’s a list of the 10 most anticipated MMO’s. It’s better than the 5 most disturbing MMO’s. So what’s the reason for all of these MMO titles we run across sucking the proverbial dick? Well, they are very difficult to balance and take years to develop with all the assets and scripts needed. This is why you can never really trust a free MMO because who the hell is paying for them to develop it to a level that is worth playing in the first place!?


Ad Wars


Elderly Icons

Have you ever wondered what some of the most famous people in the world would look like if they were still alive? After the jump check out artist renditions of what Bruce Lee, Marilyn Monroe and Adolf hitler would look like if still alive today. Mind you, i am sure Marilyn would look like Joan Rivers with the amount of plastic surgery she’d of had, Hitler would look much skinnier from all of the prison rape he’d of endured… Read more »


Flash Flood Downloading

If you’ve been paying attention to the internets lately you’ll notice that most video sites have switched to flash format for their videos. Be it YouTube, Hulu or the million porn sites that use this it’s now the preferred format. This is to save file sizes and allow streaming to be much more efficient. With this comes the fact that most of these sites don’t allow you to download the file itself and just be able to stream it. One of the reasons for this is that most video players do not support the .flv format. However, you can quite easily download a .flv viewer and use this to play the videos you save. Oh right, saving the videos. Well, you can use this site to be able to grab the programs needed to extract the flash videos.


Miracle Fruit

I was watching United States of Tara the other night and they were eating this weird fruit on the show. This fruit would alter your taste buds for about an hour per berry. They were doing shots of tabasco sauce and other random condiments and they’d all taste radically different. I thought this would be a great party gag if real so I did a little investigating. It turns out they are real. While quite expensive ($3 per berry) it’d be a great thing to try out. So order some if you have the balls.


User Generated Film Art

I have been pimping the image compilations lately. People are too creative nowadays not to share…

Here’s some artist renditions of past films. Some of these are amazing and better than the original artwork!


Fly Before You Die

So it turns out the MMO I had mentioned awhile back has really taken off. Ok, it’s only released overseas so far but Aion has launched solidly and brings something fun to the table. Flight. Yes it’s a complete WoW clone but that just means it’ll be comfortable to ease on into and see what content is worth playing. But really, the only reason to play an MMO anymore. PvP!! Here’s a video of their Realm vs. Realm battling. Read more »


Video of the Year


Apocalypse Sow

The swine flu pandemic has hit North America. Yes, we’re all going to die. But before you do collapse in a pool of your own blood let’s look at how we could of stopped this before it began. You won’t believe this but WoW was the answer to controlling this. But now, it’s too late. This shouldn’t come as a huge surprise though, the world is equipped to unleash these pandemics whenever over-population occurs. This is why you usually see these out in Africa or China, two of the worst offenders of over-population. But poor Mexico; to have to put up with swine flu, cartels killing hundreds, Carlos Mencia and even a huge earthquake that just hit them during these troubling times. R.I.P. planet Earth.


Grind Into The Ground

The last few years have turned a lot of us off of MMO’s. The time invested is too much for people older than tweens who have nothing better to do anymore and the quality level of these titles has been lacking for quite some time. While there are some quality on the horizon the jury is still out until we get to play it. It’s not easy to make MMO’s anymore, the cost is incredible and that means keeping it safe so that you can at least re-coup your costs. Maybe everyone should just give up and play WoW on their iPhone, I dunno.


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