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Chase Simulator

Ubisoft has cornered the market on jumpy climby 3D titles. I guess you need to get your moneys worth after Assassins Creed and Prince of Persia iterations. Their next one looks amazing though. I love the thought of a true chase sequence and this teaser for Beyond Good & Evil 2 looks so fucking cool. Take a look. This all hasn’t been confirmed of course so stay tuned because whatever game is this, I want it and will be posting about it. Read more »


I H8 Crowds


4th Ultimate Standings

The NBA season ended awhile ago which means the 4th of the 5 Ultimate Pools is also over. With the Ultimate lasting an entire sports year by the time MLB, NFL and NHL were over most of us had stopped caring and it showed in the results. Lineups stopped being edited, no free agent had been picked up in months and no one even really cared Bren and Rumple pulled off a cross-league trade that gave Bren an advantage till the end. As anti climactic as this pool was and a deciding factor in myself not running Ultimate 2: Fantasy Boogaloo the results of the NBA run is going to decide the final tallies. Bucky is running away with it after winning the NBA which is pretty ironic considering the dumbass not only blew up his XBox but also his PC and even though the guy is azn he can’t figure out how to fix either. So lets hope the winnings will allow Bucky to get some real hardware and not go M.I.A. for another year again.

NBA Ultimate 2009 Results
1. Bucky        29,856
2. Indig         28,825
3. Bren          27,684
4. Kenyon      27,382
5. Fro           26,887
6. Valence    25,378
7. Lox          24,899
8. Mad         24,634
9. Fiddler      24,529
10. Blackie   24,169
11. Rumple   24,152
12. Fluxcore       –


Merry Mother Lover Day

Jesus fucking christ. This latest Saturday Night Live digital short is being posted more than well, the last good digital short Dick in a Box. Samberg and Timberlake are a good team together so maybe JT will take time out of boning Jessica Biel and join up with Lonely Island. This time around they rock out with ‘Mother Lover‘. So, watch it already so everyone can STFU already and move on with their stupid lives. Oh, and this is dedicated to everyones mothers who I’ve been banging behind your back.


Team Fortress TV

I have to give huge props to Tickenest who’s been the catalyst for keeping QWTF memories alive by porting mass amounts of old matches to YouTube. Check out how many old school TF matches you can sit back and watch. It’s insane how many he’s gotten! While most of them are from the east coast clans we unfortunately lost most of our match demos and could only scrounge up a few to let him encode over to the site. You should definitely subscribe to Tick’s Youtube channel as he continuously adds matches and also embeds Speedstats for all these old matches! So embedded are 3 matches from our past. One of them is the legendary Ht vs. Kaizen match as well as a Well6 match vs. MP and one of our biggest matches of all time, the time we broke Aftermath’s 23 match win streak and won the Wells of Chaos title which also led to Aftermath disbanding the next day. So sit back and get nostalgic! Read more »


Dreaming of Foxes

Imagine waking up to this every morning… Read more »


The Motive Is Motion

Real conversation that happened @ Microsoft:

Hmm, that Wii shit sold really well. How do we compete?

Just copy that shit and release a series of shit games along with it.


A New Way To Get High


Ultimate Ultima

For the 2 people who still care about Ultima Online still you’ll be happy to know that Ultima Online: Stygian Abyss is now entering the beta phase and is accepting applications. So head over here and get all the details. This will be one beta I will not be entering and not care at all. Even with free shard servers up Ultima hurts my eyes and I can’t play it. For those like me who wouldn’t even bother howabout entering the Mortal Online beta instead?


My Little Apocalypse

I don’t know what to say about this other than…huh?? Read more »


This Is Kinda Corny


Alien Date Rape

The following video is a bit disturbing…if you were into Alf that is. Read more »


Gamer

From the creators of Crank comes a new big budget movie called Gamer. Starring Gerard Butler this is a sci-fi action movie about online gaming blurring into reality. Supposedly it’s as crazy as the original Crank so can’t wait to see this. Ludacris, Alison Lohman and Kyra Sedgwick also are in it. Michael C. Hall (Dexter) plays the bad guy. Oh, and mouse over the interactive poster and also check out a leaked Italian trailer for it.


Shanghai Surprise

Now this is what Google Maps should be! Amazing.


Darkfail vs. Eurogoobers

So most of you know about Darkfall. This very PvP based MMO has launched and has a small player base thanks to how difficult it is to actually get the game. All in all, it’s just not very complete and the consensus has been to stay away from it. But that doesn’t give reviewers the right to slam the game and slow down it’s ability to one day become a top tier MMO. Check out this forum post which details how Eurogamer reviewed the game and gave it a 2/10. Problem was Darkfall didn’t agree, checked the logs of the account and found out both reviewers barely even tried the game. That some moron can influence the general public on a games success is complete bullshit and I am glad Darkfall has published this and made it a big deal. Plus, any press is good press for them at this point.


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