So you just got to work, or fallen out of the top bunk if you’re Alc, and you need something to do to pass the time. Well you’re in luck peoples!! It’s time to hunt some Velociraptors. This shit will run in your web browser too so just install the plugin and you are good to go. It’s the best web based game you’ll have ever played so get on the free bandwagon while you can.

I forgot to watch 20id vs. Valve’s TF2 developers on Pwnage.Tv the other night. Not that I care about TF2 lately, the game reaches new psychopathic destruction level frustrations when I play it on pubs, storming through an entire team to the flag or CP and then a scout gets one lucky crit and its all over is just too annoying at long intervals. But, watching the former Jailbait crew combined with the 20id TF team destroy Robin Walker and their scrubs would of been pretty priceless. Oh, sweet. It looks like I do get to watch it. Although I already know who wins (duh) but I am curious to see how good Robin Walker is as I hear he actually plays TF and knows his own game. This whole Dev team versus players shit is getting old but for TF2 I like the idea. Don’t forget to check out the whole thing to see the interview with ex-Hostile Vane and his southern drawl!

So you may have noticed Scientology has been media exposed as of late, scroll down for access to their manual. But the main culprit comes thanks to the boys over at 4Chan the attack of the Anonymous’ has commenced and the Church of Scientology is the target. It’s ironic because 4chan has become a sort of cult itself and is attempting to usurp the other cult. Still, I am backing 4chan to get ‘er done. Click the jump to watch the assimilation begin. Read more »

Ok boys, it’s time to learn about baby care. You never know when you’ll end up knocking up your significant other or that dirty prostitute you woke up next to. So it’s better to know how to handle a situation before it happens than after. So that’s where I come in, here to educate ya’ll. So check it out and become educated.

Last week the Turtles rocked it out and now it’s this motherfuckers turn. Read more »

Bucky stumbled across a smallish MMO called KICKS today.

Kicks is a soccer based MMO game that lets you create a player and then jump in a game with a bunch of other people. You play your position and what you do lets you level up and become a better player. Once you level past 25 you’re able to create a Club with your friends and can then go and challenge in the ranked Club circuit. Sounds pretty good!! Oh, did I mention it’s not only free but has reasonable system requirements? Yeah, that’s an important part. You could play this on your laptop if you wanted!! If soccer isn’t your game then go play something else old man! But for now, click the jump to see the game in action. Read more »

The internets been around a long fucking time now and still it only serves two primary purposes for the billions who now know how to use it. One being a glorified encyclopedia, the other a giant porn archive. So it comes as a huge shock to me that they haven’t already been combined! Sure people have tried and failed until now. It may just be in its infancy but with the success of wiki’s it’ll come no surprise that Chickipedia becomes a fixture in the internet. Hopefully no more having to hax open those weird directories and can just browse Wiki styles.

So out of boredom a bunch of us have been playing Pirates of the Burning Sea, a swashbuckler MMO that uses the Everquest2 engine. I got a chance to try it yesterday and it’s pretty well done with a pretty deep leveling system and a rich character creation. Your choices are to choose either the British, Spanish, French or Pirates. If you choose one of the country races you can then choose a class of FreeTrader, Privateer of Naval Officer. The gameplay consists of hand to hand combat with a sword and/or pistol and then naval fighting. You’ll have a ship and crew you control and you’ll hit the high seas to take on other ships, NPC and PCs. The naval combat can be a bit of a complex system but it’s rich enough that you can sink your teeth into it and upgrade and own. If you’re interested in playing hit up our forums and see if someone can hook you up with a buddy account so you can try before you buy.

This title is one that will bide our time until a proper guild game comes along that we can get back to team based rape. One of the games on the horizon that I think has potential to allow our PvP skills to accentuate the PvE side of a game is Age of Conan. After reading this preview it’s evident there’s a few tidbits that will allow us to do this.

There are various reasons to join a guild, but a key one is the ability to build cities. There are two forms of cities in the game: crafting villages and battle keeps. Each guild can build and own a single crafting village, which is basically a center for commerce and social interaction. To create one, simply build a central keep on the designated node, and this will open up additional build nodes that radiate out from it, where you can build different types of structures. Each building requires a different amount and type of resource, which is derived from crafting. You’ll need at least 30 members in your guild to create a city; you can basically have an unlimited number of people in a guild. Though guilds can have only one crafting village, they can also build a battle keep. The difference is mainly thus: Crafting villages cannot be attacked, but battle keeps can. That’s because battle keeps are finite in number; there are only nine locations in the game where they can be built. If you want to build a battle keep, you’ll need to seize one of those locations. This ushers in the siege warfare aspect of Age of Conan. If you hold a battle keep, your guild will be tasked with having to defend it at least once every two or three days. Siege battles can involve hundreds of players on offense and defense. The attackers can build siege engines, which can be used to knock down walls. The defenders must try to hold out for a certain amount of time. The goal is to either attack or defend the central keep; if it’s destroyed, the defenders lose and the attackers seize the location. So why even bother trying to hold a battle keep? Well, every building that you own, in both the crafting village and the battle keep, will grant you bonuses. So the more buildings your guild controls, the better.

If that doesn’t float your boat and you’re not interested in large scale warfare then maybe you should just go and play with yourself. Or, you could go and take a shot at playing more Portal.

Do you want to be rich and powerful like Tom Cruise??

Well then, here’s the Scientology Manual.

Study it to receive your superpowers!!!

  So I have a friend of a friend who’s brother works down in Hollywood and his girlfriends sister’s boyfriend knows Heath Ledger’s publicists daughter, so we were lucky enough to interview Heath just prior to his last day on earth. Be forewarned, this interview was conducted before his death and we didn’t know he was gonna go and off himself via over-the-counter drugs. R.I.P. Cowboy.

Mad: So, you’re Australian. How did you overcome this affliction?

Heath: Growing up in Perth wasn’t that bad. Sure the people are basically ugly little British wannabe’s that smell funny but it gives you the drive to strive to get out of there and be successful.

Mad: Really, I know an Australian and he has no drive whatsover. I also think he’s gay. As someone who has a portrayed a gay character, would you do him?

Heath: Actually, Brokeback Mountain wasn’t my first gay role. A small tv series called Sweat is where I first started polishing knobs for money…on screen of course.

Mad: What was your first role in acting?

Heath:Uhh…Peter Pan. When I was 10.

Mad: So you’ve been destined for gayness ever since. Does this ever depress you?

Heath: Well, yes it does sometimes. No one would love these insane christian fundamentalists stalking you like paparazzi, wishing you dead at every turn. It’s not very ‘christian’. Or smart, I’m not “really” gay.

Mad: Hah, you should kill yourself, that’d show them!!

Heath: Hmmm…interesting idea.

Mad: Well thanks for your time Heath, can’t wait to see your Joker smile in the new Dark Knight film. Let’s hope that stealing Jack Nicholson’s character doesn’t cause you any bodily harm.

Heath: Thanks Mad, your site rocks by the way. Go Ht!!

Man this is just amazing. Watch as 3 graphic designers re-enact the Omaha beach storming from Saving Private Ryan by themselves. With a ton of pre-planning, camera work out the ying yang and post production what they accomplish is simply stunning.

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