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Call of Cthulu

Once you view this, he will come.

Funniest Freakout Ever

I have always loved this video on so many levels.

GTL Bro

Jersey Shore may be an abomination but it has given us an inside look into the world of Guidoisms. So don’t sleep on slappin in some gel, getting your guido name and tuning in to watch wops get knocked the fuck out!

The Beautiful People

So I recently received an invite from BeautifulPeople.com. I was a bit overwhelmed from this invitation, sure I am an exceptionally good looking person but I am also am very modest and wasn’t expecting to be approached. I dunno, it’s a bad idea. Having a panel of random people judging a picture is not a […]

Hostile Football

Well both of the Ht fantasy footballs wrapped up tonight. In the inaugural year of our Dynasty pool commissioner [Ht]valence faced off against BlackOPS in the final with a 4 point differential for the title. All BlackOPS needed was a field goal or two by his last remaining player, Ryan Longwell, to win it all […]

Santa Sucks You In

Christmas is a total mindfuck. You get hooked as a kid with all these presents, the one time of year your wish is granted. But then you get older and you learn you now must also participate in this pagan plagiarism by presenting gifts back to others. As you get even older the gifts back […]

Sign Language

Everything has been done by now so you really need to get creative when it comes to selling your products. Check out these billboards that push the envelope of creativity. See, they put some thought into those, unlike these Americans who think their constitutional right to protest is also a right to be stupid.

Pie Chart Pwnage

This link is quickly making the rounds on the internet and for good reason, it’s hilarious. Just a simple e-mail correspondence but well worth the read.

Regional Retards

I like you Americans. You make me look good with your douchebaggery!

Be Bold, Get Gold

I know a lot of people are dissuaded by the fact that if you are going to buy a console that choosing the XBox 360 is not always the choice because of having to pay for a Gold membership on top of everything else is a rip-off. Once you do have it you see that […]

Sleep is Murder

Ah fuck, as an insomniac it looks like my days are numbered.

Insane Inertia

Holy fucking shit this guy is NUTS.

DoucheWear Detectives

Gonna get all Scooby Doo on ya’ll right now and bust out some Ed Hardy Boys!

Time Mismanagement

Have you ever wondered what the most expensive items in an MMO were sold for? Me either.

Funny & Fuckable?

Everyone loves a good joke but it’s even better when it comes from a hot chick.

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