STFU
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My Life Is Over
Have you ever wondered what happened to the Star Wars Kid? All those years of ridicule and therapy and now he may be defending you one day.
Slay The Sinners
I don’t want to scare you guys but going to church just became really cool.
Educationating
Nobody had ever say this website isn’t informative… Here’s 100 ways to say Fuck You. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about torture. How to deal with cops.
Stereotypically Ignorant
Ah stereotypes. They will always exist because people are inherently clueless and proud, so categorizing a person is an easy way to immediately be on par with that individual. It doesn’t matter what stereotypes you are a part of, someone out there doesn’t like you. You could be a ginger, goth, gay, emo, chinese, short […]
Latex Laughs
Condoms, is there anything they can’t do? They can even do stand-up comedy!
Puckin’ Up the Playoffs
For everyone about to inhale the 2010 NHL Playoffs here’s a break down for each series so you are capable of pilfering your bookie’s bankroll thanks to my impeccable predictions. What makes me qualified to know exactly what is going to happen? That’s easy, I’m Canadian. Eastern Conference Washington (1) vs Montreal (8) How do […]
I Am From The Future
It is time to get serious folks. Look at you sloths, wasting your pathetic lives away day by day sitting in front of the internet, googling yourself hoping something cool will all of a sudden happen to your identity. Well it’s not. Nothing good will ever be handed to you and you’ll be an insignificant […]
Kill Your Friends Off
Facebook sucks. We all know this. Unless you are playing a Facebook MUD…
Chambers of Horror
The internet has turned into a pretty boring place, littered with copycat cookie cutters and dimwitted bloggers there isn’t much worth doing anymore. But, there are variants of web tech that does put an entertaining spin on tired mediums. One of these, ChatRoulette puts a simple ‘random’ button on a webchat client and boom, something […]
First Prostitute Shooter
This is just fucking sad. Not every gamer is some virgin who can’t talk to a girl, Christ.
Knuckle Dustin’
So I was watching the viral video of an old guy beating up a black thug on the bus today. Yes, I am a bit late to the party as this link has been everywhere lately but have to admit I enjoyed it. In fact, it got the bloodlust rolling and I needed more. Sometimes […]
Built to Last
Sometimes it pays to put things in perspective… Think about the last decade or the last minute then click this.
Vancouver 2010
The Winter Olympics are posed to begin in a few days. Normally I wouldn’t give a shit but this time around it’s in my city, hell it’s right outside the place I live! All the streets get shut down, millions of people visit and everyone gets their freak on. But global warming has played a […]
Global Greed
I’m rich bitch!
Banned in the USA
The SuperBowl is here this weekend so what does that mean? 6 hours of utter boredom. But it also means some of the best commercials of the year! As always you’ll be able to view them all once the Superbowl ends. But, here’s all the banned SuperBowl ads that aren’t going to make it on […]
