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You Put Your Weed In It
Duuuuuuudes. Always know your dealer.
Talk the Talk, Walk the Jock
Well today was the 1st day of the NFL season with a bevvy of games to digest. So of course #Hostile is nothing but football talk. So to do a favor to all the WoW nerds who want to talk about power leveling each other under the blankets I’ll do you a solid and pass […]
Bring It Don’t Sing It
Ok. I know that the rap battles in IRC are more whack than a wigger wearing Fubu but it’s time for the 1st annual internet dance-off. That’s right hiphopians, we’re going to scour all the corners of the earth for the flyest flailers to entertain us for a brief moment. Ok, I shouldn’t say scour […]
Wall World
While doing this with post-it’s wouldn’t last long there are some interesting ways to decorate your walls that doesn’t involve painting them some queerbait fuschia. Check out Blik for wall decals. Bit pricey, but they do have a Threadless set.
Wallet Warriors
For you Americans that have money to burn you need to be paying attention to Woot. Why you ask? because there’s a Woot Off going on! That’s right, for the next 24 hours or so there will be products flying off the shelves. For those who have never woot’ed before, the website lists one tech […]
Vacationilisms
So here I am, sitting at work bored out of my skull. It’s so gorgeous out it just makes me realize that I need a vacation. But where to go? I don’t want to go some stupid desert, i don’t want to go somewhere where I will get my ass kicked by a girl […]
Deadbeat Designers
One of the main questions I get when people find out that I’m a video game designer is, “oh my brother loves video games, how can I get him a job doing that?” Well first step is, don’t ever fall for something stupid like this. Reminds me of the colleges you find on a pack […]
Land of the Free-ks
So there was a few responses to my American bashing post. I don’t really want to nuke the US or anything, please don’t file me as a terrorist I do want to be able to visit Seattle occassionally! But c’mon, how can you not see how stupid Americans can be especially when it’s televised.
Not Just Your Future Parking Lot
Ok Americans, I know you’re proud of your little bohemian country and you think you da’ bomb and all that but I am here to set you rednecks straight. You aren’t. You are the red (necks), white (trash) and blue (collar) members of the United States of Assholes. And with your decline into the cesspool […]
Corporate Pwnership
Maestro sent me one funny ass video today. In most circles, the humor would be lost on most people. But in our circle (jerk) everyone will get it. So click the jump and check out what would happen if business meeting input were internet comments.
Supersize Those RBI’s
I personally don’t follow baseball, there’s so many superior sports out there that deserve my attention instead. Especially with all the steroid issues (which are only going to get worse) it’s hard to take it seriously anymore. But one thing it does have going for it is over a 100 years of records. Today one […]
Same Ol’ Same Ol’
If you are like me, you are tired of seeing the same things on digg every day. I drew my first webcomic to vent my frustrations. Is it that hard to not give every story the same description?
Cotton Carnivores
So nowadays the internet lets us access anything we want, it’s either downloadable or you can get it shipped. While shopping online is very rewarding for certain items, other personal stuff like clothing is usually not that great without being able to try something on. Except for t-shirts. There’s a billion different types of t-shirt […]
Serial Killer School
You know what…I have always wanted to be a psychiatrist. I like to ask questions. I like to paint people in a corner and then unleash the fury. Can I ask you some questions? Click the ?‘s to defend yourself. Have you ever dreamed of starring in movies? Have you ever been violent in public? Do you believe in Lox’s […]
Phantom Of The Opera
I write a post singing the praises of FireFox and after posting it my godamn browser no longer works for blogging. Go figure, the browser gods must of been witnessing my siding with the evil Mozilla cult and frowned via javascript manipulation. Bastards. Anyways, I ended up going the Opera route to be able to spout my […]
