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Free Screensaver!
Did you know that the 2 most dangerous words to use in a search engine are ‘screensaver‘ and ‘free‘. These two terms give the most amount of malware infested links. As well, the most dangerous type of site are lyrical sites. These are ripe with aggressive malware for people and while that may be surprising […]
Wave of the Future
Has anyone heard of Google Wave yet? An ambitious project it’s really just another step in Google’s attempt in taking over the world. RUN!
Worth the Effort?
Have you been curious what DarkFail has been up too? Me either but if you’re bored you can read TTH’s first impressions or Hardcore Casuals 3 month impression. If that doesn’t float your boat you could always catch up on G4’s The Agency first look. Have fun with that poopsockers, I’m going to go outside […]
Welcome to Tattooine
Ah tattoos. No longer taboo and it’s becoming quite trendy to be covered head to toe in them. But, one thing I have learned when approaching getting a tattoo is you have to be really sure you want it and that your art is something you can’t live without it being on your skin. Obviously […]
Huxley, Playboy Betas
One of the MMO’s on our radar that we’ve been waiting years for is Huxley. Will it be good? Who knows, there’s only one way to find out before shelling out cash for it and that’s to get in on the beta. So here’s your shot, go sign-up immediately. You can also check out up2date […]
1 vs. 100
Someone finally got their chance to play the upcoming XBox Live exclusive title 1 vs. 100. Here’s the rundown. The coolest thing about this game, other than it is free to Gold members, is that it’s the first public trivia based MMO. Microsoft will schedule actual event nights but hopefully this will be playable whenever […]
Zerg Into Beta!
I had mentioned a few weeks back that if you created a Battle.net account and migrated your Blizzard games into it you’d be able to enter the possibility of getting in on the Starcraft 2 beta. Well, more details have surfaced and you can now go to your account and opt in so you are […]
Wow…Woolies?!
Every once in awhile we run across a new fetish that hits the scene. We’ve seen people addicted to masks, nosepicking, latex balloons, fur. You name it, someone jerks off to it. Here’s a new one that is just totally fucking weird.
Succumbing to Social Suckage
Social networking meets video games? That was my idea!! Thankfully, this one looks pretty weak.
Big Hack Attack, Side of Pwn
Everyone is scared of hackers. They are going to break into your computer and steal your Facebook friends, oh no!!! The fact of the matter is, there’s not really many hackers out there. Someone who is able to hack a password is not a hacker, they are someone who knows how to find a tutorial […]
Beta Gang Bang
Champions Online is the next stage of the original City of Heroes motif and looks to actually have some serious potential. So of course when the beta for that opens up you’ll all be the first to hear about it. But this is just dumb, if you do want a shot at the closed beta […]
Assimilation on the Agenda
I’ve made mention of a game some are calling Planetside 2 before, Global Agenda. The jury is still out how fun it’ll be but I’m always curious to see a mixture of an MMO and an FPS so we need to play it before writing it off. So of course the best way to do […]
Evolution Revolution
Technological advancement is the only thing that can save us. Not Obama, not our ‘best efforts’ and certainly not the impending Russia and China powerplay on North America. In the end the only way we can revert the terrible habits of global consumption and religious genocide is by advancing our race to new levels of […]
Sunshine Megatron Lied To You
Last month I was slightly shocked to see that T-Shirt Hell, the internets most depraved apparel shop, announced they were closing down due to numerous complaints on their content. Run by a dude named Sunshine Megatron (for reals) I thought this was a bit suspicious and decided not to make an order on a few […]
Breaking the Hadouken Habit
I tried and tried to not get into Street Fighter IV. For one, I’m not azn so I can’t fathom the possibility of battling in sweaty arcades against other leather clad azns. I also believe Soul Caliber is the funnest fighter especially in the console age as it has plenty of story and unlock depth […]






