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MMOre Lameness
Best thing about MMO’s? They have to do Beta’s and we get to judge them!! Looks like Lego Universe and City of Eternals both are in open beta now so go grab ‘em if you’re bored out of that stupid skull of yours. Star Trek Online is out now but you’d have to be extreme […]
The Max-iPad
<warning> i was just thinking today i really want a netbook without a keyboard that can only run 1 app at a time and doesnt use flash <warning> the ipad was my idea <[Ht]alright> he called his mom <warning> of course i called my mom she needed to know this
Another Internet Jedi
One thing I love about the internet is all the cool things you can learn. Like how to wield a sword properly, with our sensei Phillip.
Archer on FX
Cijid turned me on to this new show on FX called Archer that follows the amazing Always Sunny In Philadelphia. It’s a well drawn spy cartoon but it also crosses the line to adult quite quickly. It’s only 3 episodes old so it’ll be easy to catch up on, here’s the teaser to get you […]
Water!? You Noob!
The Online Gamer is back! This time he is single and is out to pwn some girly noobs.
Controlling the Chaos
There’s been a lot of talk about XIM’s and FPS Freeks lately as people look for an advantage when it comes to console controller fighting. Well, remember that base skill is always going to win out and that anything you use will take time to get used to. But really, until we have a controller […]
Nerd Rage
Damn, this guy hates all of you.
Mainstream MMO’s
A couple of big name MMO’s have entered open beta. So pick your poison. Star Trek or Hello Kitty?
Blood In My Sand
Awhile back I had posted a trailer for an upcoming cable show called Spartacus. It looks to be a mixture of the HBO series Rome and the visuals of 300. The fight scenes look amazing and quite violent while there’s lots of nipplage to qualify it as a cable show. The show has finished filming […]
de_Relationship
It’s quite clear that this video outlines a key facet in why most FPS players are single.
Russian Grindcore
Baron was mentioning this new Russian MMO called Allods Online that is coming out soon, it’s currently in Closed Beta and will be a free to play MMO. Sure it is a bit WoWish but does have plenty to stand on its own. I read Massively’s take on it and they seemed to really like […]
Sign Language
Everything has been done by now so you really need to get creative when it comes to selling your products. Check out these billboards that push the envelope of creativity. See, they put some thought into those, unlike these Americans who think their constitutional right to protest is also a right to be stupid.
New Blood
It’s been awhile since we’ve welcomed a new member so I am happy to announce Ree4 is the newest Hostile. You can catch [Ht]Ree4 in IRC or prestiging in Modern Warfare 2 with the rest of us.
Smart Phone Saturation
Everyone seems to have an iPhone nowadays. Here are 2 apps I feel change the tech game. This one allows you to pay by credit card anywhere at anytime with a simple swipe through the iPhone. Drug dealers and prostitutes rejoice!! This one allows you to look through someone elses camera on their phone! Think […]
Call Sign Whoring
Now that most Hostiles are already prestiging all that’s really left is to rack up the kills and unlock titles and emblems. Here’s a wiki that is collecting how you unlock them all. There’s some great titles but a bit dissapointed that a handful of the emblems are tied to each guns completion as they […]






