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Children of aXXo
Children of Men premiered on the movie channels up here today. While I’m sure all us hardcore nerds have seen this movie many a time especially since there was a perfect rip of the movie out while it was in theaters, but for those who haven’t it’s one of the crowning achievements in cinema in […]
Make Me Maple Laugh?
Ok, this is weird. Mike Myers, known for his Austin Powers movies and also for being from Ontario, has announced that his next movie will focus on the Toronto Maple Leafs and their 40 year drought for the Stanley Cup! It’ll be called the Love Guru and he wrote the screenplay himself. Ok, but that’s not the funny part, the cast […]
The Monster Nash
As I’m about to get my cherry blog popped, I can’t think of a better way to endear myself to you folks than exposing some unfortunate kodak moments of normal people under the influence of the mighty alcohol. Normal people that earn a lot of money and play sports for a living. Have some of […]
Iron Man Monday
Ugh, Mondays are so ridiculously mundane. But they are unavoidable so to make the best of them I’ve found that seeing what’s new for the week is something to get jazzed for. So, let’s start with the very entertaining teaser trailer for the upcoming movie Iron Man. Hmm, they seem to really be milking that […]
Balls Droppin’
As you may have noticed via massive saturation of your commercial sea on the old television, Balls of Fury is now out in theatres. Even though the reviews haven’t been favorable how can you not want to watch Christopher Walken as an over the top arch villain? And don’t knock ping pong that quick, check […]
All I Want for Christmas is Some AvP
Ask and yee shall recieve! While the initial Aliens vs Predator wasn’t that great a flick it at least let us finally see 2 of the dopest fictional alien species battle it out. So a sequel (titled Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem) was never in question, the suits know what people want to see and I […]
Superbad Stars Plug A Site
Two kids that star in Superbad plug a site during an interview for moviefone.com. Embedded video is inside.
The Bourne Downloadacy
So people have been raving about the 3rd installment of Matt Damon’s Bourne series. I have even gone to go see it in theatres. Twice. Both times sold out. Fuck you general public! So, imagine my joy when I went to set-up my torrents and there’s a DVD version of the movie posted. Ah, but […]
A$$ 2 A$$!
Best. Movie. Ever.
Man vs Fraud
Remember when I wrote about Bear Grylls faking his show? Here is some video proof. Bear, be a man and admit your guilt, it is now past reasonable doubt.
I Can See Clearly Now
I admit it. I’m a criminal. I maliciously download movies for consumption. If I end up going to hell because of this one lack of judgment then in the end it’ll all be worth it. Have you seen the prices at theaters nowadays? Ridiculous. Why not enjoy these same movies in the comfort of your […]
Critically Disclaimered
As someone who works in the entertainment industry, reviews are a tough pill to swallow sometimes. A lot can hinge on some pasty nerds thoughts on your product; be it a movie, a video game or a book you just wrote one persons bad mood can be your downfall. Because of this sites that amalgamate […]
Televisional Torrentasticness
Yesterday warning had mentioned watching alot of television. I would be too right now if I were you as a bunch of great shows have had leaked pre-air’s out and there’s a few good new shows coming up. Bust out your favorite torrent client and grab these ASAP. Weeds One of the best shows out […]
Is This Thing On?
Hello internet denizens, let me be the first to welcome you to the new Hostilism.com. I come bearing gifts of course, how about some free high-def porn, if thats what you’re into. If not, I’m going to try to bring everyone my favorite video and image of the week, because I’m just that original. Before […]
