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Size Does Matter
Want to feel rather insignificant?
Nerd Herd is a Better Word
I was reading Nerd World, a blog from one of the producers of the Simpsons who obviously isn’t doing jack shit right now with the writers strike and has plenty of time to write about other stupid stuff. A few gaming tidbits noticed were dug up that may be of interest to you other nerds. […]
Prime Time
So you want grenades in TF2 still!?
High Score on Asteroids Means Nothing
Off-Road Rape
So you just got to work, or fallen out of the top bunk if you’re Alc, and you need something to do to pass the time. Well you’re in luck peoples!! It’s time to hunt some Velociraptors. This shit will run in your web browser too so just install the plugin and you are good […]
Valve Takes On TF2
I forgot to watch 20id vs. Valve’s TF2 developers on Pwnage.Tv the other night. Not that I care about TF2 lately, the game reaches new psychopathic destruction level frustrations when I play it on pubs, storming through an entire team to the flag or CP and then a scout gets one lucky crit and its […]
No More Cult, No More Lies, Feb. 10th Scientology Dies!
So you may have noticed Scientology has been media exposed as of late, scroll down for access to their manual. But the main culprit comes thanks to the boys over at 4Chan the attack of the Anonymous’ has commenced and the Church of Scientology is the target. It’s ironic because 4chan has become a sort […]
Night & Day Care
Ok boys, it’s time to learn about baby care. You never know when you’ll end up knocking up your significant other or that dirty prostitute you woke up next to. So it’s better to know how to handle a situation before it happens than after. So that’s where I come in, here to educate ya’ll. […]
Bert Goes Ballistic
Last week the Turtles rocked it out and now it’s this motherfuckers turn.
I <3 Country Music
Kickin’ It Low End School
Bucky stumbled across a smallish MMO called KICKS today. Kicks is a soccer based MMO game that lets you create a player and then jump in a game with a bunch of other people. You play your position and what you do lets you level up and become a better player. Once you level past […]
Tricky Wiki
The internets been around a long fucking time now and still it only serves two primary purposes for the billions who now know how to use it. One being a glorified encyclopedia, the other a giant porn archive. So it comes as a huge shock to me that they haven’t already been combined! Sure people […]
Free Falling
Naval Narcolepsy
So out of boredom a bunch of us have been playing Pirates of the Burning Sea, a swashbuckler MMO that uses the Everquest2 engine. I got a chance to try it yesterday and it’s pretty well done with a pretty deep leveling system and a rich character creation. Your choices are to choose either the […]
Fictionally Speaking…
Do you want to be rich and powerful like Tom Cruise?? Well then, here’s the Scientology Manual. Study it to receive your superpowers!!!






