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Haitian Weather Report
So how’s the weather down there?
April Fools Fans Can Fuck Off
I’ve never liked April Fool’s, it’s a dumb fake holiday and I’ve never seen a good gag yet. All of them are extremely transparent and unfunny. Already this morning I’ve been RickRolled 3 times and couldn’t care less. But it looks like some people have put some real money into this stupidness, check out all […]
Reality Check: Rob & Big
Alright, it’s time for the final reality check and this one is my favorite of all the reality shows, Rob & Big. It’s on Mtv and is a 30 minute look into the relationship between Rob Dyrdek a pro skater and his best bud and former bodyguard, the enormous Big. Even though the premise doesn’t […]
Freddy FireCrotch
Grand Theft Waiting Period
We’ve got GTA IV out this month and to top it off it won’t be an EA release!! With mass multiplayer modes included expect a whole lot of Hostile’s bashing in skulls so make sure you get that shit on release. There’s been some new multiplayer screenshots surfacing and also some fake screenshots. I don’t […]
The Window You Can’t Close
I’ve been away all weekend as I’ve got a new puppy but all I’ve seen in #hostile is a whole lot of Yahoo Live rapeage. It all started with a link from the Goonsquad where some pimp was doing all kindsa crazy things to some passed out ‘co-worker’. From there the jumpin’ around terrorizing every […]
A Poignant Look Into [Ht]Kamen’s Life
<[Ht]alright> kmn is 25 his birthday is february 14th his favorite color is green he likes motorcycles but is afraid to own one <kmn> what
Reality Redemption
I know no one cared about The Hills posting earlier in the week so to make it up to you I’ll tell you what. Out of the girls in the picture posted, you pick one and I will post nudes of her. K…waiting. Tallying votes. You picked the brunette Audrina? Good!! Here you go.
Mixed Bag of Bufferoony
It’s all random linkage today: The first link is the newest and last of the Grand Theft Auto 4 trailers. We’re only a month away from it’s release and it looks like a pretty solid date so don’t expect it to slip at this point. While the trailer is chalked full of cutscenes I am still […]
Hostile Interview: Curtis Jackson aka 50 Cent
Man, how lucky are we. To get an exclusive interview with the grand daddy of G-Unit, the next president of the United States of America, 50 Cent! It only cost me $10,000 but it’s worth it for you, the loyal readers. Mad: Thank you for sitting down with us Fiddy. Curtis: You’ve got 3 minutes. […]
Runner-up in the Rat Race
Feeding Friends To Freaks
Are you sick of all these social networking sites? Does it take you all morning to catch up on everyone on Facebook and Myspace? Is your stalkering taking a hit with all the different logins you have to execute each day? Well then, FriendFeed should fix all your problems! Oh, you need Friends first. Nevermind.
Fuck Your Way To Fame
After watching the most recent South Park which featured a headless Britney being exploited it reminded me of something the internet has really changed. Celebrity sex tapes. It’s popular to now leak your own tape to get the edge in celebrity fame-whore-dom! So here’s a few of the current wannabe celebs that have their booties […]
Reality Check: The Hills
As previously mentioned I’ll be posting some of the reality shows that may be worth checking out…or not worth checking out. This one is a tough one to decide because well, it’s a chick show. But not just some chick show. THE chick show. There’s parties, afterparties, watercooler discussions and even fashion shows that have […]
GoogleStalker
The other day in IRC, someone posted a link to a guy getting caught on Google Maps doing a crack deal. It’s amazing that technology is at a point where we can find a lone place in the world and snap a picture. But Google removed the image and I was kind of bummed I […]
