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Gross Granny
NeoTokyo
An interesting new mod coming to the Source Engine… Check it out.
Facial Recognition
I love it when advertising works… Take these Nikon ads for instance. Hell yes, nice interpretation. Too bad the product fucking sucks.
Welcome to 1988
In the past on this site I had resorted to posting up music occasionally. As someone who pours through music blogs everyday looking for new released shit I always wanted to share the gems but the fact is no one’s tastes will ever mirror your own. Music is and always will be someones own personal […]
Touch n’ Jiggle
Here’s an application you’ll never see on the iPhone.
Trailer Park Trash
Well the weekend is here and that means either staying indoors masturbating to Ellen re-runs or getting out into the big scary world and seeing some movies. Here’s a few upcoming flicks that you should never ever see if you know what’s good for ya. Here’s a description of all the trailers you’ll find after […]
Food For Fought
If you’re like me you like to play with your food. But this right here is just giving me too much to play with.
Blu-Ray?? More Like Blu-Gay!
So for the nine PS3 owners out there you’ll be happy to know that the PS3 Home feature will be going live on December 11th. I’ve had the displeasure of being in the beta and getting to poke around and while there is potential to be something very cool the pure gayness of video game […]
Mayday Mayday
If you’re overly morbid you may enjoy listening to peoples last words.
Brik Bombin’
So there was a big stink over in the UK over this lego figure. As a grown up I don’t see how lego can still be cool but have to admit, that’s the coolest lego figurine I’ve ever seen. Maybe because I’m not American and don’t fear that Bin Laden is gonna pop out of […]
Opening Credits
Sometimes I love the internet. You know when you sit down to a movie and the Hollywood studios logo comes up and you’re like whoah that was cool but WTF does it mean?! Where do they get these obscure ass ideas from. Stupid rich people. Well, me too I hate them because I needed to […]
Hootankhamon
Wow. The oldest stash of weed has been discovered in China. At over 2700 years old the 790 grams of green must mean someone back then was a real freakin’ pothead. Because as any other pothead would know, you have to smoke fast with that much quantity before it starts to dry out and lose […]
Let Your Fat Fly
Social Suicide
While I can see warnings point of view regarding social networking sites I don’t think someone who doesn’t have a facebook or myspace account can review their self worth properly. As with anything online, there’s something gay about them. Anything that is openly available for the general population is always going to have an element […]
The New Style
Hey guys, I have this new hobby. It’s rad. I get a ton of exercise and I get to see boobies!! Does it get any better?
