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Lucky Ducky in Halo Fuckery
I have to admit, this has to be the luckiest kill I’ve ever seen in an FPS and I’ve had my fair share of lucky ass kills. Click the jump to see for yourself.
Polytang
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at this one… Playboy announces “Girls of Gaming” and plan to show off game characters in the nude. Is this really needed? Do even basement dwelling nerds need to see this? The depravity of this planet scares me sometimes.
Test Your Flow
If you’ve ever listened to rap music then you might just understand this.
Playoffs Takeover
So [Ht] has completed the round robin of CEVO undefeated. Unfortunately the Pacific division was pretty weak and we had a pretty easy time advancing thanks to 3 wins and 4 forfeits so it was a bit of a surprise to see us ranked #3 overall in the upcoming Playoff bracket. We still have a rough […]
That’s My Penis
If you plan to wear your pants below the hips like a thug and this happens, it’s your own damn fault!
Portal Remix
One of the things people loved about Portal was the ending credit track. Well looks like it’s been the victim of a reeeeemix. Download it here.
Portal to Oblivion
For those who got the cake in Portal there’s a new challenge… From one of the designers over at Bethesda comes REN.
Guitar Queer-o
No I’m not talking about Speedy here, I’m talking about this weeks episode of South Park. For those who haven’t been privvy to the ball sucking 11th season you really need to tune in. South Park is the rare show that actually gets better the farther it goes and continues to cross boundaries that no […]
Costume Champion
Halloween is over and there was alot of good costumes in play. Unpolited’s work crew pulled off another TF team, very well done!! But the award for the best costume has to go to this Big Daddy and li’l Sister costume. Click the jump to watch…
Trainwrecks
After the Britney Spears fiasco you’d think female singers would be more wary of their state when going on stage. But the following videos prove, they don’t. Check out Amy Winehouse completely assing her entire song at the Mtv Europe Music Awards last night and then watch as Bjork busts out an olsd 2 Unlimited […]
PS3 Blitz
I’m not telling you to run out and buy a PS3 because frankly, there’s no good games just for that console yet. But if you do have an abundance of cash maybe this new commercial will get you hyped to buy one. If not you could always Paypal the cash over to me and I’ll […]
Bounce To The Beat
Since ya’ll a buncha pasty nerds it’s time for a dance lesson. From the Techno Parrot. Rock that beak bitch!!
Breakfast of Champ3ons
Oink may be gone but if you’re still hungry for music, there’s always room for Waffles! The Waffles aren’t ready yet but anything worth eating is worth waiting for.
A Hostile Hallowe’en
So Halloween is right around the corner. Now that you kiddies are all grown up I’m sure wearing a costume isn’t high on your list of things you want to do. But soon the daily doldrums of real life will begin to wear and tear on you and this will be the one day […]
Get Out Your Fuckin’ Camera
Download Let’s Go To War’s Life We Live (Cosmo Remix) from Palms
