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Push It
Oh Altair, you’re such a tough guy. Always pushing bitches around the streets of Jerusalem. My how the ladies must flock to you!
The Celebrity Grind
So does anyone still play WoW? By choice? Are there people out there just getting into WoW? There has to be, or why would they spend big bucks to get these celebs to do these commercials?
Cloverfield
Finally, a full length trailer available! I am sure I won’t be the only one bowing to my J.J. Abrams statue tonight.
Laugh Clown
I had mentioned the big upsets last night in CEVO. Well, go here and you can download the demos of the aG vs. C. Opt upset.
Massively Multifaggotry Online
I know I shouldn’t do this, as giving free MMO’s out usually makes people dissapear for years on end but while I was randomly surfing for arabian histute sites I stumbled upon an older yet much beloved game called A Tale In The Desert. If that one isn’t for you then go find a different […]
Turtle Time
Quarterfinals in CEVO were tonight. Some huge upsets; Saget in Tights falls to 407 Death Clan and Comedy Option falls to Adrenaline Gamer. No one saw those coming, well except me. I had a feeling with 2Forts being the map that something could be amiss. Stay tuned to TFTV to watch the footage tomorrow night.
Shortcuts for Suckers
Man, gaming has changed over the years. It’s too bad it’s come to this. People paying for other people to level them and feed them gold in MMO’s is what started this shit. Fuck you broke ass Romanian farmers! And now, with money being involved in tournaments for every freakin’ game people are getting ruthless […]
More TeamFortress Television
Even though we’ve been eliminated in CEVO with our first TF2 loss I was looking forward to the Teamfortress.Tv guys re-cap of the playoff matches. They get into the demos and actually do very well integrated highlights of each of the matches. Since we got dissed pretty hard with the ‘Steamroll of the Week’ last […]
2 Girls, 1 McRib
You know you shouldn’t watch this…but you will. NSFW!!!
Stat Whores Rejoice
So if you play TF2 you most likely play on our servers on occasion. Well now you have more of a reason as we’ve integrated HLStatsX onto all the servers. HLStats gives a point per kill or deducts points per death to give you an RPG element to you pubbing experience. Some like it, some […]
Kickin’ Your aXXo
Downloading movies may be unethical in some circles but for all you nerds on the go the only way to enjoy a flick is ripped on your big screen. For those who aren’t into ‘the scene’ you’ve most likely never heard the word aXXo. That’s ok, he’s the vigilante DVD ripper that gets movies a […]
Hollie Is No Help
From #TF2: * Joins: afro [afro] sup all [Hollie] Sup isn’t a formal greeting, please rephrase. [afro] konnichiwa [xG|Joker[8]Baller|AT] Hey, can anyone help me with installing an admin program o my server? [Hollie] I know I know! [afro] wondering if anyone has figured out a way to navigate the team selection menus via scripts [Hollie] […]
SA Hijinx
Wow, check out the drama that has exploded over a little web comic…
Call of Assassin’s
It’s tough being a game addict, between making games and buying them I find I don’t have a lot of time for anything else. Especially now with so many good games coming out. TF2 of course is the king of kings around these parts, as we’ve been waiting 10 years to compete in a game […]
Me > You
You and I both know I am way cooler than you. Let’s look at the facts. 1. I own my own English football team. 2. I’ve eaten things you haven’t even imagined possible. 3. I am the #1 ranked Cowbell Hero player on the planet. 4. I am way taller than you will ever be. 5. I watch movies in 5 seconds flat. 6. I am willing to take business risks to succeed. 7. I run a website that makes a real difference. 8. I live in the best city in the world. 9. I finished Assassin’s Creed in under 14 minutes. 10. I am the only person Lox isn’t afraid is out to get him. I could go on, but I have better things to do.
