I’m not going to pretend I know anything about everything but being older and wiser than most of you I feel I can help you poor kids out in the one thing no one has really ever figured out, women. The first thing you need to know is that men and women are very similar but think completely different. Men have an innate want to procreate with many partners, spreading our seed as much as humanly possible. Our DNA dictates that and there’s nothing we can do about that, in our defense over centuries we have become accustomed to being with one partner and being happy so good on us males! Women on the other hand have a much more sinister plot embedded in their DNA, keep the best male they can find under any circumstances.

Women also have a much easier time being devious over just going out and getting what they want and are always willing to manipulate us into getting that. Using guilt, judgement and their sexual prowess is just a few ways they work their magic to get their goals. Women have two priorities when it comes to men, attention and effort. When in a relationship these are the two things they not only expect but will make life hell for you if you do not provide it. Combining these 2 things is what makes women swoon and can turn the tables into getting what you want. Check out this example of a woman that not only taking advantage of her traits to prove we’re dopes but the guy who doesn’t give any effort or attention towards her girlfriend while it occurs and who strikes out from both sides of the plate.