One of the great things about being a geek is after years of persecution you can now cash in. Knowing how to find your IP makes you smarter than 90% of humans out there and with advanced geekology in your skill set you’ve since accomplished way more than that dumb jock who now pumps your gas instead of picks on you. So what do you do now that you’re filthy rich but still a total dork? Well, you buy dorky stuff. Duh.