It is time to get serious folks. Look at you sloths, wasting your pathetic lives away day by day sitting in front of the internet, googling yourself hoping something cool will all of a sudden happen to your identity. Well it’s not. Nothing good will ever be handed to you and you’ll be an insignificant waste of molecules for the rest of your life. Sadly this is very true for pretty much every person who has ever lived, so how can you make a difference? Get environmental? Haha, no. There’s no way your efforts could ever amount to a change in our eventual destruction. Get radical? Politics? And end up clueless like a Lox, unaware your pointless ramblings do nothing to solve the problems worldwide? No thanks. There’s really only one thing you can do and that is to live life. For yourself, for your family if you care about them. Make a name, do things you’ve always wanted to do or been to scared to do. Think about it. What is something you would love to be? Someone you’d want to fuck? A dream place to live? What the hell is stopping you…that’s the question.

So let’s look at 2 possible grifts you could do where you’d need to convince someone you are from the future. Both of these are hilarious 4chans so obviously this is in jest.

Grift1 & Grift2