It’s been pretty slim in the movie rip department the last few months. After all those Oscar rips we were stuck with a lot of no name DVDs. But things are picking up again and there’s plenty of movies to grab off the always engorged internets. So here’s a few worth considering adding to your torrent queue.

Avatar
I know I know, I want to watch Avatar in 3D Blu Ray while naked Smurfs rub my genitals! Well this is as good as you can get for free. You know the drill, the most successful movie of all time, a story of Smurfs and the evil humans usurping them from their homes. So for the 3 or 4 people left on the planet who haven’t seen it yet, here ya go.

Clash of the Titans
Since this is still in theatres this is a Cam release but I have watched it and it’s one of the best cam rips I’ve ever watched and I am quite picky. The audio is decent which is rare. The movie was a bit better than I thought it’d be and stars the same dude from Avatar so yes I must have a man crush on him. Fags.

From Paris With Love
I was surprised by this one, not a Travolta fan but he really brings a fun character to the table in this fast paced action comedy. The rip is decent as well so I will have to recommend this one even to you Americans who may have a hard time watching a movie that doesn’t take place in your stupid country.

Ninja Assassin
Back in my day ninja movies were all the rage, always overly cheesy with the exact same story but we didn’t care because people were taking shurikens to the fucking forehead. Well they are trying to bring the genre back and this one meets the mark, very cheesy with the same story you’d expect and lots of violence. I didn’t like it at all but I’m sure some people wanted to see this one back when the trailer was everywhere. OMG Ninjaz!

Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
If you are a fan of Family Guy or American Dad you’ll dig this as Seth McFarlane and his crew put together totally random cartoon skits. There’s some funny ones in here and some pretty lame ones as well. The only real standout ones were the Sex With ____’s. But you might as well download it because where else are you ever going to see this.

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
A low budget Hangover style comedy this one uses author Tucker Max as the main guy in a buddy trip that goes awry. Still, even though it wasn’t a great movie it still had some funny moments even if I think Tucker Max is a total douchesicle. My favorite quote, “I’m gonna hit it so hard whoever pulls me out of you will become the King of England.”

A Prophet
An amazing french movie, this one was Oscar worthy. About a french arab imprisoned and how he stays alive while incarcerated. He then has to cope with life tied to criminals who demand his attention. It does come with english subtitles for those who can’t read (Lox).