Just like you, this is cool and dumb at the same time.

Hey, let’s go drinking around the world bitches!

I told you already, no pets allowed.

I am going to rip out your spine and hang it on my wall.

One more month till I am layin’ you bitches out on the ice!

This hairy mofo has more teeth than yo mommas vajajay.

I’m pretty sure this is the only way you’ll ever get laid.