I’m sure many of you don’t know this but I am a professional writer. Blogging here doesn’t count, I do this for shits n’ giggles and to waste time. I recently had written an autobiography about my life’s adventures and began sending it out to publishers. The first response is, who the fuck are you! How rude. So after that failed attempt I decided to adapt it to a screenplay. Surely everyone would pay $15 to watch my life being re-enacted by Brad Pitt or another hunky facsimile right? Wrong. Not one bit. I was floored, didn’t they know who the fuck I am!? Ok, I had one last option. Television. The cesspool for the eyes had to be interested and I was right!! Although Showtime has questionable content at times I knew they couldn’t pass up this rollercoaster ride. I was wrong as they ignored me. But I am no quitter and I knew if they passed HBO wouldn’t since they have been warring for years now. This time I was right as they immediately fast tracked it and the pilot just recently aired to much critical acclaim. If you missed the premiere then you suck and I hope you die. Don’t forget, Sundays @ 8 on HBO to see me!