

April, 2009
Below are links to articles posted in April, 2009
LightSaberSluts
As much as I hate all the stupid mens body spray commercials out there, the following one was pretty funny.
Geek Goddess Going To Hell
For those who know who Olivia Munn is you’d know she doesn’t deserve this.
Canadian Crack
Unleashing the Beast
I love these little moments of hostility… So this low end Hollywood actor that has barely appeared on the new 90210 is out at some trendy club with his pals and runs into some other group who starts a beef. The groups eventually begin fighting but this guy stands back. Near the end of the […]
Only the Lonely
Social networking has taken over the internets. We’ve got MySpace for music, Facebook for friends, LinkedIn for professional networking, Twitter for the useless updates and all the different IM clients for keeping in touch with everyone. It’s getting to be a bit much. But what really irks me is how every person who can script […]
R.I.P. Hugh Hefner
Brazilian Beatdown
The whole MMA thing has been taking off and we’re starting to see some of the different styles other than greco-roman gayness come into play. Sure, it’s still tough to watch men in short shorts hug it out but hey it’s better than watching Boxing nowadays. So it’ll be interesting to see how far the […]
Assimilation on the Agenda
I’ve made mention of a game some are calling Planetside 2 before, Global Agenda. The jury is still out how fun it’ll be but I’m always curious to see a mixture of an MMO and an FPS so we need to play it before writing it off. So of course the best way to do […]
Ralph & the Rollercoaster
A Sarcastic Strikeout
The baseball season has now begun and I had planned to give an in depth look into each teams chances to capture the World Series this year. With my vast knowledge of sports it’s easy for me to break each team down and decide who will be left standing once it’s all over but everytime […]
Don’t Call It A Come Back
EA does do a few things right. The Madden franchise keeps on kickin’, NHL is the best sports game available right now and even some of their attempts into the FPS and MMO worlds have been playable. Another franchise that has had a huge resurgence is Fight Night. After a hugely successful 360 launch title […]
Fuckin’ Fundamentalists
Before I begin I should say I have no problem with Christians in general. I’ve met great people who are Christians in the past and I know they are not all fundamentally deranged as the kids you’re about to see. It’s sad to see young adults this brainwashed at this point in their lives as […]
Purgatory Profiles
I remember the first time I saw this website all I could think was, what happens to their profile? Well, it looks like someone from Attack of the Show did a little investigating.
50 Great Ways To Die
Here’s a good article for you FPS freaks. 50 Great Ways to Die!
Wolverine: Workprint Edition
This is not an April Fools Day joke. It’s rare to see a top tier movie get leaked before it even his theaters but that is the case today for X-Men Origins: Wolverine. A Workprint version has surfaced and is available here. Rating sites are giving it an 8/10 for watchability, which is very high […]






