Technological advancement is the only thing that can save us. Not Obama, not our ‘best efforts’ and certainly not the impending Russia and China powerplay on North America. In the end the only way we can revert the terrible habits of global consumption and religious genocide is by advancing our race to new levels of technology that allow us to not have to consume or fight over everything. So what can we do to get there? Nothing really. You’re insignificant in the big picture and you’ll have to roll with whatever major event eventually transpires. But the other great thing about technological advancement is the way it makes life easier for us in our mundane day to day activities while we wait to be vaporized. Here’s a few examples of technology making life better for you and I.

Ah smoking, one of the only things that can make you look cool. But what about the nasty side effect of death? Well, worry…not as much. Because now you can switch to liquid nicotine and have a USB cigarette! Mmmm plastic. Could you actually smoke these at work? That’d rule.

You’ve all been using a computer for years now and have it exactly the way you want it. You’re comfortable with your computer and no one is going to tell you otherwise. I get it. I live it. But I bet you don’t use very many of the 10 most useful Windows utilities, all of which are micro-sized and won’t suck up all that memory you need to power your 92 FireFox tabs.

We’re all Torrenters nowadays. Miss a TV show? Torrent it. Want to jerk off to blue dick in the Watchmen? Torrent it. New game out and too cheap to buy? Torrent it. So you know what would be awesome, if I could transcode that DVD rip movie into the right format for my iPhone while I download it. Well looks like we’re in luck because Vuze BT client does it for us!

I love fonts. As someone who works with writing of documents and presentations fonts are a very under utilized portion of how you present your words. Here’s some ways to bring your font package into the next generation. Don’t be shy, fonts won’t bite.

With the advancement of information sharing comes the ability to learn completely remotely. I’m not talking about the type of mail order diploma you get off the back of a matchbook I’m talking about actually learning something. Check out 10 ways to get a free education.

When I travel I like to relax. I never get to as it’s always way too uncomfortable for long durations but now I am in luck. Check out this beauty. That’s right, Hotelicopter bitches. Ok, I doubt I could ever afford to ride it but at least I like where this airline is going.

I just went out and bought one of those digital frames. I know, how frivolous can you get. But it’s nice to be able to zone out on images that make you smile and actually helps productivity. But I wish I would of known how to recycle an old laptop into one and I’d of saved a few bucks!

During these hard times, with the recession raping you incessantly you need to look at ways to keep your costs down. Well, I can’t feed or clothe your poor asses but I can give 101 free downloads and services so in essence, I am now your god.

Laptops keep getting better and smaller so this shouldn’t be a huge surprise but supposedly the MacBook Mini info has been leaked. I don’t trust those Russians but I want one of those li’l beauties.

It was only a matter of time before giant fire breathing robots took over.

This might not be useful but this useable graffiti desktop is fuckin’ ace.