Have you ever thought to yourself, I’m a fucking loser. I’m working every day at a meaningless job I fucking hate and hate everyone I encounter every single day. I drink to forget how pitiful I am and hope I get hit by a bus one day. Well, if you have thought this then continue reading. If you haven’t then go away and go love life you fucking hippy. This advice is for you pathetic people who need a life change and want a last chance to recycle their lives. Here’s the advice, become a sitcom writer. That’s right, your past of patheticness can pay off. All that snarkiness can parlay into millions as your cynical nature can make normal people laugh through brainwashing sitcoms. Here’s an article by a writer from the Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men on how to make it a reality.