Well the weekend is here and that means either staying indoors masturbating to Ellen re-runs or getting out into the big scary world and seeing some movies. Here’s a few upcoming flicks that you should never ever see if you know what’s good for ya. Here’s a description of all the trailers you’ll find after the jump.

The first is a real life adaptation of Dragonball starring Chow Yun Fat. The next is Mickey Rourke and a stripper Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler but before you write this off it’s made by Darren Arofnosky, one of the greatest directors of all time. Next is Powder Blue, a character piece set in L.A. ala Crash but stars some real heavyweights including Jessica Biel as you guessed it, a stripper. I’ve also snuck in a teaser trailer for an animated ninja movie called Goemon that looks sicktastic. The final one is the 4th installment in the Terminator series this time with Christian Bale taking on John Connor in the future.

So watch them all if you dare!