Let’s see what’s happening over in Plasticland…

What the fuck Sharon Stone, stay away from Hayden, she is pure!!!

Umm JLo…you’re the dumbest bitch on the planet!!!

Kelly Bundy got her boobs chopped off!!!

Heidi! Please for the love of god never ever sing again!!!

Vince!! What the fuck is with the guitar you granola eating skid stain!!!

Kimmy K!! Don’t lose that precious booty, why you think Reggie Bush hits that!?!

A Swedish Olympian posed nude?! Noooooooo!!! She shoots crossbows?! Yessss!!!

WTF!! Hef is closing down parties at the mansion?? This is an outrage!!!