So I’m coming back home on the plane last night and for some reason I am accosted at customs. Now I could see if I was coming back from Cambodia or Thailand and had drugs or young boys stuffed up my bum but I was just arriving from doing various studies in Italy. What a slap in the face to be treated like this. Ok, sure there’s some things I could be questioned for but all in all, I am a perfect citizen. Maybe it’s because I am head of the Ask A Wop cult, where we answer the questions that others dare not to. Every question asked improves all of our chances at being labeled terrorists and could end our run online, so get crackin’!