Step 1. Boot up powerful web browser.
Step 2. Navigate to the evil Sony Station site and log-in.
Step 3. Now go here and vote 5 stars!
Step 4. Feed your pets, you’ll be on a long voyage.
Step 5. Climb aboard your warring vessel and head out to sea with your new sail.
Step 6. Kill many many enemies and bathe in their innards.
Step 7. Clean yourself up after a bloody and tough journey.
Step 8. Don this t-shirt to ready for yourself for the pillaging.
Step 9. Slap on the right amount of protection and begin the plundering!
Step 10. Sit back and lament your evil doings.