
Death By Toddler
One of the best ‘hypothetical’s’ that I hear thrown around the offices I’ve worked in is how many 5 year olds could you take on in a deathmatch style format before they killed you. It’s just fun to think of, all these little blithering tykes coming at you with death in their eyes and you with free reign to destroy them all. But really it is a conundrum because eventually you’d lose. Yes, you could grabbed a downling and swing him by the feet obliterating more of them but eventually they’d swarm the legs and get you down. I guess it was only a matter of time before someone built a scenario simulator for this situation. I already know I can take 42 on as I was lucky enough to get to try this out before some stupid simulator was made for it.
Yeah, I’d be jealous of me too.







